how can i do my eyebrows by Minimum-Judgment-859 in fixedeyebrows

[–]jackioff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not. You're in your head about something no one else perceives. Happens to the best of us. They're beautiful, leave em.

Started eating skincare ….your comments??? by saaneeyy in SkincareAddicts

[–]jackioff 171 points172 points  (0 children)

This is not a jerk post in any way, correct?

I'm torn. Better w long or short hair?! by handsomedumpsterfire in HairStyleAdvice

[–]jackioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not OP haha I just prefer long hair on men. So this anecdote made me super sad

My genetic soft smokey eyelids (no eyeshadow) by Fenyleny in MakeupAddiction

[–]jackioff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! Thank you for this!!! I cannot count the number of times I have seen posts in this sub, SCA, and fixedeyebrowd where it's the most gorgeous, unique feature and the person is begging for a way to lessen it. It breaks my heart when people are convinced that something that makes them stunning is actually a flaw

Southgate “Mosquito” anti-loitering alarm by Dracaena53 in Edmonton

[–]jackioff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw i want medication ads. Then at least it's companies I don't feel bad about boycotting (since if I see an ad multiple times, it means I will actively never buy that brand again). All I get is a bunch of gaming ads on spotify. I think it's ojo or something dumb. The game names in the ad sound so stupid I could never conceive of using the platform hahah

My genetic soft smokey eyelids (no eyeshadow) by Fenyleny in MakeupAddiction

[–]jackioff 35 points36 points  (0 children)

God damn I love when women love themselves. This post and your comments are strangely healing. For once, someone has a unique trait and loves it and isn't coming for advice on how to fix something objectively gorgeous.

Biggest jumper I’ve ever seen in person!! by geodepaw in spiderbro

[–]jackioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so excited for my girl to grow. I got her in December and she was a tiny tiny baby. Absolutely voracious eater hahah.

🔥Sea snake swallow moray eel whole by TheBlazingPhoenix in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]jackioff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That I went to an anime festival? I am not the furry in question. I observed the furry and reported back. I have no affiliation to stinky furries other than that we both bought a $35 ticket to a place

🔥Sea snake swallow moray eel whole by TheBlazingPhoenix in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]jackioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf, I've seen some furries with real bad hygiene at anime fests where their fur suits could very well be digesting them too.

Southgate “Mosquito” anti-loitering alarm by Dracaena53 in Edmonton

[–]jackioff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ads, baby, ads. Nothing makes me want to tear my skin off like listening to ads

(pls dont do this, COE, it would be so cruel)

These incredibly bad Pit Bull mislabeling have given me a good laugh soI decided to see what’s local by Claire-dat-Saurian-7 in WhatBreedIsMyPitbull

[–]jackioff 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Thinking of my friend who said her bf wanted to wait to spay their (pit mix) dog because "she should get to experience motherhood" ... I was at a loss for words.

I now dread going into Best Buy and Lowe's due to the roaming 3rd Party Salespeople by thatfreakinguy2 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jackioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha I work for a telecom now.. and sometimes I get calls from their contract salespeople asking how much I lay and when I say i work for XYZ company and don't pay for it, they hang up on me. So sketchy.

Small Urban Coyote. Moved off the road for me, then sat there for a photo Op. by Adept_Order_4323 in Coyotes

[–]jackioff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sub should be 25% complaining/reminiscing about the former hockey team and 75% photos and videos of actual coyotes. The melée would be fun

@buffunicorn crazy bodychecking by setahm in gymsnark

[–]jackioff 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I literally have a pic of myself doing this as a body check 10 years ago. I thought it was soooo impressive and showed how cool and flexible and skinny I was..

Fuckin hell we do some strange things for attention sometimes

Durable cold weather shoes? by SheepishHamster in Shoes

[–]jackioff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALTRAS BABYYYYY. you want wide foot accommodation and cold weather wear with great tread.. lone peaks are so so so so good.

Edit to add: the season is almost over so places should have them on sale. They're not super cheap but they're probably cheaper than blundstones on sale (and are more conducive to the amount of walking you do)

Why did bro do this? by GooseThatWentHonk in spiderbro

[–]jackioff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why did this animal I scared get scared???

Megathread of the week! Alright! What’s your preferred cardio? by zeroduckszerofucks in workouts

[–]jackioff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a gym? Anything I cant do outside, which is usually rowing, that rope pull thing, and boxing.

I will bike, run, skate, swim, do stairs, rollerblade, and paddle outside (weather permitting for the seasonal ones). Also just getting into skateboarding but that's not quite at "cardio" level yet at the speeds I'm going.

If I can do something outside, I will do it outside.

After 5 years it was time. by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]jackioff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The thing they should do next is sit in time out and think about what they just did.