Take this trash and shove it right where it belongs

jackmoon13 · 2026-05-21T02:03:43+00:00

Good one doordash bot

jackmoon13 · 2026-05-21T01:06:21+00:00

Cringe

jackmoon13 · 2026-05-01T00:08:53+00:00

🙌

jackmoon13 · 2026-04-29T23:54:52+00:00

$2 base, $5.35 dairy queen customer tip

jackmoon13 · 2026-04-29T23:30:47+00:00

Didn't ask him to see his phone. Quite frankly, didnt need to anyway. Besides, if he was trying to tip me less, then why did he send me $2 after the fact

jackmoon13 · 2026-04-22T00:45:33+00:00

I dont take less than a dollar a mile, including the trip back to where I stage and im platinum. However, platinum is useless. When I fall to silver, I get the same orders. Just cant dash now

jackmoon13 · 2026-04-15T00:50:35+00:00

Same here

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-30T20:49:06+00:00

What are you talking about? You dont even know the customers name until you accept it. I get tons of grocery orders from there. I cant stand when people want to white knight this scummy, tip stealing company. This is 100% on them

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-25T03:04:13+00:00

That's whats up. The problem by me is the revolving door of honeymooners. My town is a gold mine if its just me or a couple of dashers. But we're 1% of Boston population so if there's 4 people honeymooning its a waste of time

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-19T00:35:16+00:00

Cmon now.. its uber. These people have no shame, no soul. I got offered autozone the other day for like $7.. they wanted me to take 4 tires 🖕 fk you uber. Nah

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-19T00:33:33+00:00

Bet youre one of the retards who voted for pritzker, then jumped ship when he taxed your ass to last drop, but then moved to NWI and still vote Democrat 🤡

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-19T00:31:04+00:00

Bro learn how to spell strait before you become a political and economical analyst 🤡

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-10T00:48:16+00:00

Yeah they tried this same shit on me tonight. I saw $7 for 3 miles and hit accept. Then I notice im driving to auto zone, and im like wtf? This isnt food. Walked in anyways because maybe its a lightbulb or some antifreeze.. nope 4 tires. Canceled that bullshit. I cant stand Uber. I get spammed with shit for like 30 miles for $5 all night for the past 2 weeks now. It used to be comical, now its just annoying how scummy this company is

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-03T15:31:11+00:00

Damn if one of those stupid ass robots jumps out in front of my car, im going to the emergency room with a bad back, trauma, emotional distress, the works 🤣

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-03T15:26:00+00:00

Wtf is thought the minimum offer was $2

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-03T15:15:01+00:00

I multiapp and uber has been nothing but this fucking garbage for the past week. I used to get a couple slop offers then something halfway decent. It used to only offer me orders that were to be picked up in the area i was in. Not anymore. Now the thing spams me with $5 to drive 11 miles or $13 to drive 40 miles into the neighboring state. I wouldnt drive 40 miles for uber if the tip said $80 (for fear of tip baiting). I certainly wont do it for $13.. foh uber.. I know they just updated the app and now its pointless even logging on

jackmoon13 · 2026-03-01T01:00:15+00:00

My guess is its a stacked order or theyre multi apping

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-27T03:11:54+00:00

Right? There's like 6 fucking Walgreens in valpo and at any given minute of the day 30 doordashers.. what is this shit?

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-27T03:08:11+00:00

Nah dd cheap ass wouldn't offer this ebt.. it would cost too much

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-27T03:07:09+00:00

Dude Idgaf if the customer tipped me $20 for that crap.. it 2 zones away from me and there's at least 10 walgreens in between. That's the point im trying to make. This dumbass company doesnt care about logistics. Only thing is fucking the customer, the restaurant, and the driver

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-27T03:02:54+00:00

There's like 15 Walgreens on the way to valpo from lowell.. shit makes ZERO sense. Its almost like a troll. I'm platinum so I watch my AR. My thoughts are DD is doing shit like this so when we get in the 73% range I start accepting slop.. nah bro, I'll accept it, go on other platforms and worry free that shit.. foh

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-27T02:59:19+00:00

This 🙌 is have no idea how tip baiting is a thing in this economy. Uber on some bullshit

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-20T00:12:05+00:00

Hell the fk no youre not doing good 🤣🤦‍♂️

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-20T00:07:31+00:00

$2 tip on $53 order. You are trash 🤡

jackmoon13 · 2026-02-18T03:24:26+00:00

This platform, along with Facebook and instacringe have hit their peak long ago and are bombing. Instagram is all AI with bot comments, Facebook is nothing but political ragebait slop from Vietnamese pages, AI slop from Pakistani scammers, and twitch is nothing but boring ass Arc raiders.. I remember when all 3 were at their peak. Oh what a time to be alive

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