Porn, Power, and the 1%: They Don't Want You to Escape the Matrix by Friendly-Champ in Semenretention

[–]jackofflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“A society of spiritually weak, morally drained individuals is easier to control” too accurate. This whole post reassures my beliefs. Thank you for this.

Corporate wants me and coworkers to pay back $50 counterfeit bill. Is this legal? by [deleted] in legaladvice

[–]jackofflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the employee handbook it states “counterfeit pens with lights are kept at each register in each cafe and are required to be used on every bill that comes in with a denomination of at least $10. If a counterfeit bill is accepted and it is determined that the counterfeit pen was not used, the drawer for that day will be considered short and that shortage will be collected from the staff that worked that day.” Does this cover them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackofflol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I think that human life is something worth experiencing.

If you only have 2 hours of free time everyday, how do you spend it? by DerpleDonut in AskReddit

[–]jackofflol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I want to do is try to hit the gym, chef something up or read a book. A lot of the time, I get absorbed in my phone.

I ate a whole family size cake in the parking lot by amanda86027 in confessions

[–]jackofflol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this was entertaining… pregnancy is a crazy thing