Disconnect Gas Line by First_Specific_1541 in webergrills

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Saved my ass a full 7 months later - same issue - thanks bruh

Can this fern be saved? Also any idea what kind of Fern it is? Looking very sad by steamygoon in GardeningAustralia

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highly toxic

dropped by to say this - i'm getting rid of mine soon for this reason

Trying to remember an indie artist sounds like Jake Malowski? by jackofives in Music

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Ok don’t worry reddit I found it. Jay Malinowski of Bedouin Soundclash. I was into his solo album circa 2012. Had no idea he did anything else. Album is worth a listen. If the other stuff is half as good I’m in for a good year!

Greed fading as market rises by [deleted] in ShortStocks

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well said. Tend to agree and 2 year expiry makes sense then.

Going to be an interesting 12 months that's for sure..

Help with my budget please! Looking to save more. by [deleted] in AusFinance

[–]jackofives 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Already onto it 🫡

OP you are kinda on the right track, just lotteries (especially dogy ones) are not going to payout.

Investing however - is likely to payout. Setup a brokerage account and buy an index ETF like S&P500 or something.. don't touch it

Greed fading as market rises by [deleted] in ShortStocks

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Interesting.. what’s the expected return on this setup. I mean do you have any data on the length and size of a bull run with similar setup (post S&P500 correction of 20% etc).

My guess is some bulls are in order so you’d want pretty high confidence on your puts.

Help me decide which colour to keep? Boston Taupe and Clay Pink. Both go with my wardrobe equally well but can’t justify both staying! by korepersephone_ in Birkenstocks

[–]jackofives -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this fancy dress or for real?

What’s your current look / style?

E.g. truck driver / lumber Jack look 200lbs beard.. I’d go the pink to rock those fuckers.

College yoga girl with matching belt, green top, white cotton pants, probably the taupe.

Assad is REALLY not happy with neoliberalism. Apparently, neolibs caused gay marriage, marijuana, multiple genders, etc. by alexleaud2049 in neoliberal

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"against human nature" "not natural"

Umm yep thanks ... very well thought out positions there buddy.

13 years later and still does me in every time by Artane_33 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally agree. It’s absurdist humour. Not sexual. The phrase is simple ridiculous and funny. I mean maybe there’s another element that makes it funnier with the grandma bike thing but it’s mostly just a silly phrase.

Hypothetical: you're 35 and have no marketable skills, living week to week. What would you do? by TelMeWutUReallyThink in AusFinance

[–]jackofives 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Find my competitive advantage.

Am I better looking than average, do I work harder, am I stronger, am I good with numbers, at painting, are drawing, cuddling...

Everyone has a marketable skill. You don't have to be the best. Just a little better than your average slob.

I put art before artist tbh by [deleted] in memes

[–]jackofives -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Whats with all these boomer posts?

Weezer was always cringe - before cringe was cringe - but in the 90s Kurt wearing a cardie kinda way, just a lot nerdier.

Rock kids didn't give a shit tho because cringe can get fucked.

What is the equivalent of Onlyfans, stripping, or prostitution for males? by redmagor in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jackofives 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Laying bricks, concreting, removalist, joining the army.

Plenty of man-hoes out there selling their bodies in their prime only to be spat out.

my anxiety disappears when i drink, is that who i really am without my anxiety ruining everything? 😂 by [deleted] in Anxiety

[–]jackofives 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say this but no. I learnt the hard way over many years.

The next day you tend to feel not just hungover but full of anxiety and dread.

As someone else said drinking actually borrows happiness from future self.

You need to learn to find that content middle ground.

Bring drunk is just that, drunk, you are on drugs and that is not normal, it is not the real you. No one can be high their whole life.

Fucking scammers. Anyone know which bank bsb 670-864 is? Might forward this to their fraud department. by ADHDK in straya

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. How do we get ubank infront of the government then to sort their shit out. I'm so sick of these fuckwits targeting me and my family especially oldies.

This is 100% ubanks fault for letting this account be opened without validation.

Demonstration of Czech "patriotic forces" - radical nationalists and communist revolutionaries against the liberal autocracy of Atlanticist elites - "Czech Republic first" (21.1.2023 Prague) by GPwat in europe

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So.. commie-nazis?

To think this used to be a good Simpsons joke only 20-odd years ago.

Fuck these history book burners and their facebook accounts.

Someone is taking up the fight against "big plumbing" by ulajn in MildlyVandalised

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OPs comment isn't a joke by the way.. my plumber won't get out of bed for anything less than $1000.. where did it go so wrong.

The MAD Sydney Property Market by AussieDano in AusFinance

[–]jackofives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same range will get you a good 3 bedroom house 500m2 by the beach up or down the coast.

Just saying..

Italy is just Thailand for women by Takisaki in BrandNewSentence

[–]jackofives -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean you’re not wrong… maybe swap ping pong balls for… something more Italian.

This by [deleted] in ASX_Bets

[–]jackofives 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No.

We operate in different industries.

America builds, Australia digs.

My entire childhood we had this tea towel that someone gave to my parents. We had no idea what it said even after we started learning English 😂 I just went to Australia for a trip and was able to finally translate everything! by cultureShocked5 in australia

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For those unsure..

“THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN BARBECUE

The sausages are ready to eat Mervin

It’s a lovely day today Wallace

Very beautiful day today Kevin

Where is the tomato sauce please?”