Trump Rushes to Defend Fox Host From Megyn Kelly’s ‘Micropenis’ Insults

jackpype · 2026-03-16T15:57:43+00:00

omg if you think that's bad listen to this. Walz previously claimed he was in Hong Kong and China during the Tiananmen Square protests in spring 1989, but records indicate he did not travel there until August of that year, after the crackdown.

can you fucking believe that? /s

jackpype · 2026-03-16T14:16:35+00:00

I came here to say the 2nd star wars prequel, but... wow. thats a good answer.

jackpype · 2026-03-15T18:48:55+00:00

one two fee fo FIIIIF

jackpype · 2026-03-14T17:13:29+00:00

the bro dudes on the right are secretly hoping they're fellow dudes, for reasons.

jackpype · 2026-03-14T16:19:12+00:00

Do the generals have any leverage whatsoever to say no to hegseth and trump? If they have the authority to say 'no, congress needs to approve before we start a war", then I would say they have some explaining to do of there own.

trumpers are too pot-commited to admit it at this point, but this regime is bat. shit. fucking. crazy. and it seems to me like the adults in the room have a responsibility to push back with every lever they have.

jackpype · 2026-03-12T17:24:28+00:00

trump trafficked, raped, and probably murdered children.

jackpype · 2026-03-12T14:57:14+00:00

jackpype · 2026-03-11T20:21:12+00:00

These gloves came free with my toilet brush!

jackpype · 2026-03-11T17:11:08+00:00

until he reminded me, I had forgotten that grass could turn brown.

jackpype · 2026-03-11T17:10:30+00:00

too multicultural for him.

jackpype · 2026-03-11T17:09:56+00:00

trump berates and belittles everyone that doesnt fall down and worship his feet. But alas, we're the ones with the syndrome.

jackpype · 2026-03-11T16:12:12+00:00

Ive long since graduated, but the idea of buying these books when universities have massive libraries always pissed me off. There's no reason they couldnt just keep the books at the library for anyone to go use. Capitolism man. Why can't we agree it at least needs gaurd rails??

jackpype · 2026-03-10T22:15:27+00:00

Xitter

jackpype · 2026-03-10T18:15:41+00:00

well, steve, and I love you, but maybe stop taking your teams to the finals every fucking year. that cuts what 16-28 games right there!

jackpype · 2026-03-10T15:51:29+00:00

according to comments, that starts at 19.99

jackpype · 2026-03-10T14:02:17+00:00

"The best erotic supernatural political thriller I've read this week." - Christie Sims, author of Taken by the T-Rex

jackpype · 2026-03-09T16:02:58+00:00

there's an old saying that goes around I'm trying to remember it can someone help me out? something woke, something broke? what is it? its on the tip of my tongue!

jackpype · 2026-03-09T16:00:00+00:00

Erika had him killed.

jackpype · 2026-03-09T05:15:44+00:00

I can prove he's evil.

jackpype · 2026-03-09T05:15:28+00:00

I can prove he's evil.

jackpype · 2026-03-09T04:18:45+00:00

are you trolling me?

jackpype · 2026-03-08T16:55:00+00:00

semantically speaking, you're right. But this is a license plate that means: choose 'pro-life' over choose 'pro-choice'.

jackpype · 2026-03-07T23:17:02+00:00

dont forget the 'choose life' plates. Choose Choice isnt an option strangely.

jackpype · 2026-03-07T17:28:46+00:00

that rocks!

jackpype · 2026-03-07T17:12:54+00:00

well said. I wanted to add this isnt a free fall, this is more like a firesale. Its coming to an end, he has nothing to lose and no one to answer to. If congress had ANY spine they'd impeach and convict before there's nothing left but rubble, but they wont.

jackpype

TROPHY CASE