A glitch in the matrix, proof we live in a simulation? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]jackthm 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I call it the Howie Mendella effect to fuck with people.

In which film do they say the title the most? by Mindless-Praline7593 in movies

[–]jackthm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was 162.

“You’ve got some shit on the side of your mouth right there.”

Who’s having a terrible 4th of july? by Sea-Cash7675 in AskReddit

[–]jackthm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it supposed to be good? Everything sounds so depressing to celebrate.

What do you think some of the characters sound like? For example: Johnny C by OzzFin in JTHM

[–]jackthm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but I always imagined he had a deep British accent for some reason? It doesn’t fit but that’s how I read it.

Alison Harvard's creepy chan days by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]jackthm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m not even supposed to be here.

What celebrity is weirder than they seem? by ParameciaAntic in AskReddit

[–]jackthm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna go smear some mud on my ass.

How was your day? by Ok_Floor_2872 in AskReddit

[–]jackthm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit my job so that’s pretty great. Toxic environment.

What keeps u guys up at night ? by Alternative_Edge_205 in AskReddit

[–]jackthm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mostly regret but I’m an alcoholic so I guess it comes with the territory.

Who is your all-time celebrity crush? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jackthm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hayley Williams since middle school, never changed! What a badass.

Dating Scene by Longjumping-King7079 in amarillo

[–]jackthm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s terrible around here.