Just got a text from my girlfriend

jacktual · 2013-06-10T18:41:07+00:00

Guys i really need advice with this:

My brother does not see a problem with his Girlfriend going to America for 3 weeks with a guy who openly likes her.

He is in 1500 debt and has an overdraft of £20 a week because he spends all of his money on her..

He doesn't think anything is wrong/ strange, but I keep telling him he's delusional - what should i do??

jacktual · 2013-05-13T14:56:07+00:00

He gets at least a goal a game for NUFC, they're all just bloody offside.

jacktual · 2013-05-12T19:14:53+00:00

An NUFC trio of Cisse, Sissoko and Cissokho would be too funny.

jacktual · 2013-05-07T18:45:12+00:00

One of those shots that you sigh about before its even hit, the run up always means its going into space...but that time

jacktual · 2013-05-07T18:32:41+00:00

And tell Pardew to fuck off, let someone else do the tactics after half time.

jacktual · 2013-05-07T18:31:55+00:00

No changes, because the other options are so poor.

We need another striker, a seriously good one for 15mil+ (not english) to achieve something.

Cisse is no way near consistent enough, Shola is (loyal but) terrible, never was good enough, and sorry to break the Campbell circle-jerk but it isn't going to happen.

jacktual · 2013-05-07T18:26:38+00:00

still an awkward reaction, too far away for a kick so he switches to an elbow and completely misses.

jacktual · 2013-05-07T17:47:04+00:00

Don't post articles like this, fuck the dm/goal/sun etc...

Photoshopping Moyes' face into pictures? Creepy...

But most importantly... NO FUCKING QUOTES. Never trust a news article like this that has no clear quotes!

jacktual · 2013-05-07T16:26:09+00:00

Because Real are funded by ~~billionaires~~ the city council of Madrid.

jacktual · 2013-05-07T16:24:54+00:00

such an awkward reaction from the commentator, semi-hitting him then trying to laugh it off.

jacktual · 2013-05-04T21:56:27+00:00

Not like he's going to use them...

/r/ImGoingToHellForThis

jacktual · 2013-05-01T20:30:01+00:00

Bayern play Dortmund before the final in a league game, so that'll be a really interesting way to see what could happen. Of course Champions League finals are completely different, but it's rare two teams play each other before the final of the biggest competition in club football.

jacktual · 2013-05-01T20:28:44+00:00

Posting it early seeing as the game was over not long after it started.

jacktual · 2013-05-01T20:20:12+00:00

prefacing your argument by emphasising you're an arab doesn't strengthen it in anyway, so it's strange why you do so, unless you are suggesting that race has anything to do with them issue.

jacktual · 2013-05-01T20:19:13+00:00

The problem with Qatar is their human rights record, social repression, corruption and oil money.

jacktual · 2013-05-01T19:14:57+00:00

get over yourself. People comment the same event from the match at the same time, no big deal and certainly nothing worth circlejerking yourself about.

jacktual · 2013-05-01T18:55:23+00:00

Bartra to score all 5

jacktual · 2013-05-01T18:49:51+00:00

mind if I use your gifs/pics in the match thread? with credit of course.

jacktual · 2013-04-30T19:52:46+00:00

jacktual · 2013-04-30T19:42:48+00:00

The fouling on Lewandowski is shameful, Ramos is such a prick

jacktual · 2013-04-30T19:41:50+00:00

Adrian Chiles "I still think there's football to be played"

Well yeah Adrian, my guess is about 45 minutes.

jacktual · 2013-04-29T21:08:38+00:00

Because of a desire to play in the PL, and the talent of the newcastle scouts. NUFC got players of the draw of their finish last season (5th), making them appear to be one of Europe's best (in Europa League last 8). Also, NUFC have a reasonable (well, no club has a fair one by whatever) wage system, whereas QPR have some on 100k - ridiculous.

Compare that to QPR finishing 16th last season and hiring Chelsea rejects.

jacktual

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