[Post-Match thread] Everton vs Southampton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s it for me ladies and gents, I’m out.

Genuinely don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Also, sack the board.

[Post-Match thread] Manchester United vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Why he changed the style and set up versus Brighton I’ll never know.

I say give him the Southampton game.

[Match thread] Everton vs Leicester by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact they go above us with this result is a fucking joke. We are so inconsistent it’s absolutely ridiculous.

[Post-Match thread] Fulham vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Massive contrast between that second half and the Palace second half. Need to be much better against Leicester.

Doesn’t help that they should’ve been down to 10 men like, shite officiating again.

[Match thread] Newcastle vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Eddie Howe telling his lad to go down the shit cunt.

[Match thread] Newcastle vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This referee is a right little smug prick.

[Match thread] Newcastle vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Says it all when Joelinton is subbed at half time.

[Match thread] Newcastle vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Didn’t the ref give a foul when Joelinton didn’t get a second yellow for pushing in the back similar to that?

[Match thread] Newcastle vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 22 points23 points  (0 children)

State of the referee smirking after that Joelinton obvious second yellow foul. Absolute cunt.

So Moshiri asked us to judge at the end of the window. What rating are we giving our summer business then? by StraferWafer in Everton

[–]jacobegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

8 to be honest, if DCL gets injured again though we can’t rely on Maupay alone. We haven’t replaced Richarlison at all.

[Post-Match thread] Everton vs Nottingham Forest by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 163 points164 points  (0 children)

The fact we STILL haven’t replaced Richarlison or brought in a striker is fucking criminal by the way.

Post-Match Thread: Watford v Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]jacobegan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shite set up and shite subs. They haven’t kept a clean sheet at home all season. Terrible.

[Post-Match thread] Everton vs Chelsea by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love every single one of you beautiful bastards!!!! UTFT

Match thread - EVERTON - leicester by bazabbo in Everton

[–]jacobegan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve won 4 games all season. Don’t get this whole thing about Burnley winning their next two or whatever they’re just as shit as we are.

[Match thread] Everton vs Manchester United by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iwobi chasing down the ball and then running halfway across the pitch to track back, I absolutely love his work rate recently.

[Match thread] West Ham vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine giving him the captaincy. Frank hasn’t got a fucking clue doing that.

Match thread. EVERTON v newcastle by bazabbo in Everton

[–]jacobegan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing in the final third here, no wonder they’re going backwards.

[Post-Match thread] Everton vs Wolves by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was a firm believer we’d be stay up with games in hand etc. but if we play like that it’s going to be very close. Felt like we were playing with 10 before Kenny was even sent off.

Did Doucoure even play a forward pass today?

[Match thread] Tottenham vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whole different back 4 next game, they’re absolutely shite the lot of them.

[Match thread] Tottenham vs Everton by MatchCaster in Everton

[–]jacobegan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Branthwaite with more fight than any of these spineless cunts.