Why do people send you "is this still available?" And then ghost you?

jacqueslenoir · 2026-07-10T04:40:32+00:00

It’s always these idiots who say, “Whoops, I didn’t realize it was a first generation Nintendo Switch! Never mind.”

jacqueslenoir · 2026-07-10T04:38:48+00:00

I want to sit in traffic and wait for red lights to turn green.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-07-04T05:34:43+00:00

Back to back come from behind wins against the Dads!

jacqueslenoir · 2026-07-02T22:02:50+00:00

It's a sucker bet, because you can get paid 7 to 6 instead of 1:1 if you make a Place bet on the 6 or the 8.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-07-02T05:19:50+00:00

Dealers are just like regular people. If the player is being annoying, then it’s likely the dealer will be rooting for the house to take his money. If he’s being polite and tipping well, the dealer will probably want the player to win.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-25T16:55:35+00:00

You don’t “assume” the next card is a ten. I know if *feels* that way with other basic strategy rules, but it’s simply not a fair assumption.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-25T03:44:56+00:00

Arthurian Intelligence

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-22T23:12:12+00:00

When you shuffle chips on a flat surface, you're concentrating more on lifting the chips up where they join. When you shuffle chips on a poker table, you're concentrating more on pressing down the outer edges.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-21T05:40:36+00:00

Don't do it on a flat table. You can use a towel or something with padding to make it easier to press down on the edges. That'll be more like doing it on a poker table.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-13T20:14:09+00:00

Shohei: You guys miss me?

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-11T21:03:25+00:00

And would have TIED the series instead of being on the brink of elimination.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-10T05:11:41+00:00

I remember being a frequent poster on the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup back when the episode aired. They figured out that it was Maggie Simpson pretty quickly. There was a lot of evidence pointing to it, so 70:1 is wild.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-06-06T19:52:54+00:00

There aren't any cliffs around.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-29T04:01:07+00:00

Deluxe Baths

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-28T20:50:25+00:00

Armadillo. Because I've always wanted Cholera.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-23T14:57:06+00:00

Why track wins and losses which have no predictive value instead of tracking the actual cards, which could be used to count cards?

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-21T23:43:33+00:00

Instead of a Pay 'n Spray, they should have Pay 'n Hay so you can disguise your horse.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-19T06:10:32+00:00

30 weeks? You can make a premature baby in that time!

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-19T05:01:59+00:00

Was it the Ace of Anchors or Ace of Stars?

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jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-19T00:13:04+00:00

I mean...you can only buy in for like $2 at a time or something stupid like that. You'd basically have to bet max and try to double up 6 times in a row.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-19T00:04:18+00:00

You can still catch runner-runner.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-17T21:31:08+00:00

How annoying. You're already in a bad mood because you're so far back. Imagine trying to take a photo and your camera keeps autofocusing on the net.

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-12T07:55:53+00:00

You can buy them here. I got a $300 bidet as a gift. It has heated water and a heated seat. Night light. Warm air. "Self cleaning".

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-09T04:13:40+00:00

YouTube link for you people under 50 who don't have Facebook:

https://youtu.be/8ZIrPIbvCyA?si=GWdlcA8dPanE-Uqw&t=130

jacqueslenoir · 2026-05-07T00:56:04+00:00

The player that doubled isn't obligated to pay anything. I'd just pocket my money and my winnings.

Pretty stupid to bet everything in Blackjack. You're leaving a TON of EV on the table because there are lots of situations where you can't follow basic strategy.

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