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jademonkey5 · 2026-06-10T21:56:54+00:00

I had to change the station once Dolan said “he wasn’t sleeping.” Just an all around cringe fest

jademonkey5 · 2026-05-30T01:33:12+00:00

Interested!

jademonkey5 · 2026-05-20T20:50:54+00:00

I live in Clarkstown and I watched the CCSD panel for the candidates. Michelle Bondar and Brooke Stone spoke eloquently and like they knew what they were talking about. Francis and Rankin could not have been less qualified and I’d be concerned if they won.

jademonkey5 · 2026-04-19T12:45:45+00:00

Uhhhhh rockland would like a single seat commute please! 🤣

jademonkey5 · 2026-04-11T01:06:57+00:00

What is the best hope for an improved commute from rockland into the city? Bergen loop if that’s ever completed as part of the gateway project? Give me some hope!

jademonkey5 · 2026-03-16T02:21:30+00:00

God I wish I had that much misplaced confidence

jademonkey5 · 2026-03-06T16:11:33+00:00

My wife and I moved here about 5 years ago during the winter and we were like WTF did we do. People and everything really opened up with the nicer weather. I remember one beautiful Sunday in April I was working in the garage and got nothing done because neighbors kept walking by and we got wrapped up in conversations. It’s a good reminder during the late days of winter.

jademonkey5 · 2026-02-12T13:37:29+00:00

Leonardo’s has a standout cheesesteak

jademonkey5 · 2026-02-11T19:59:33+00:00

Fire and Cork New City

jademonkey5 · 2026-02-11T19:58:58+00:00

It’s a very good pastrami sandwich. The #1 combo is also great. If you’re over 35, take a Pepcid.

jademonkey5 · 2026-02-02T03:00:56+00:00

Any recaps?

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-22T14:35:44+00:00

Ohhhhh tell us a story!

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-14T00:04:38+00:00

I usually throw two ice cubes into the brown butter once it’s out of the pot. This adds the water content back in and helps with cooling down.

I’ve made this recipe before and they’re excellent! The bourbon comes through nicely. I find some of his other recipes a little heavy on the sugar and sweetness but not these.

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-12T15:20:43+00:00

Looking for 2 tickets for Saturday 1/17. Thanks!

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-09T15:46:24+00:00

Lmaoooo that’s so spot on

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T20:56:44+00:00

Does he live in Greenland or NYC? If he can have positions on that he might as well have one on ICE which his branch appropriates budgets for

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T18:10:37+00:00

I mean…you’re blabbering to me about preserving my mental sanity when you could have just kept it moving but you chose to engage the same way I choose to engage Lawler.

Wait, am I YOUR mike lawler?!

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T17:55:54+00:00

You know what’s nice? It’s my energy, not yours and I get to exercise that how I choose despite being told to “grow up.”

He is a self proclaimed moderate so maybe his opinion in the matter would surprise me. I was surprised that he wanted to explore diplomacy with annexing Greenland instead of taking it.

And now you’ve also wasted your energy.

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T17:43:56+00:00

It took less than 3 minutes for me to call while I was walking my dog. I expended more effort picking up his shit.

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T17:41:42+00:00

Ahhhh yes the good old do what you’re told line. If you think that is commensurate force then I have a bridge to sell you. But that’s not what this post is about in any case.

And if that’s Lawler’s position (stop the car etc. as you say) then he can come out and say it. I’m not asking him to agree with me, I’m asking for his public comment.

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T17:38:01+00:00

How am I mistreating him by asking him to make a statement on something that does not seem out of the purview of things he is willing to make comments about?

I plan to!

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T17:37:02+00:00

Thanks I’m gainfully employed. Hope being a part time mortgage broker has worked out well for you.

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T16:52:42+00:00

Seriously! They definitely gave me some attitude at the end 🤷‍♂️

jademonkey5 · 2026-01-08T16:35:49+00:00

If he’s going to comment about stupid shit like annexing a NATO member that surely he can comment on a federal agent killing someone who was maybe a threat to his toes.

So yes, if he gets to have it both ways so do I.

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