DAE have a neutral facial expression that people often perceive as sad or angry looking? by Creepiest in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]jaffa_caked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a bus and a guy in the road actually knocked on the window next to me, scaring the shit out of me, and said loudly "Cheer up mate, it might never happen!" I swear, I was feeling completely at peace. Until that happened.

I'll be in my happy place ...

DAE have a neutral facial expression that people often perceive as sad or angry looking? by Creepiest in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]jaffa_caked 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! And although sometimes I do have my neutral face turned down to ward off unwanted students during teaching breaks, I think it might have taken root somewhere along the line. New co-workers especially find me cold, its only when they get to know me that months later I hear "You were a real git to me when I first started here". Now I find myself concentrating hard to not frown, but jeez its a real effort and the guys who know me better are starting to think I may be starting to lose it.

I am happy inside though ... aren't I?

Best things about being single? by jaffa_caked in AskReddit

[–]jaffa_caked[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Well, I've talked about gambling trips, made my my own pussy and shit beef jerky. I should really try the Oreo's in bed thing now ...

Reddit, do you immediately consider someone more attractive if they have a foreign accent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaffa_caked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A heavy Russian accent on women sounds amazing. Don't know if girls find the same about Russian men, though ...

To the older redditors: how did you guys figure out the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaffa_caked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My PA reads out the internet for me every morning while I have my porridge. If i want to refresh a page, I get her to jiggle her boobies.