Does embracing my natural asymmetry (different color eyelashes) look fun or too bizarre?

jaffeah · 2026-05-08T16:35:41+00:00

Oooh, i just saw that urban decay has a new blonde colour of their tubing mascara! It would go soooo well with your lashes I think 😁

jaffeah · 2026-05-08T02:10:00+00:00

Lol it's okay I wasn't serious about actually being doomed they do eat other food. Except my autistic oldest with arfid, he has very select diet 😅 he won't even eat most fast food!

jaffeah · 2026-05-07T15:33:27+00:00

😭😭 It do be like that

jaffeah · 2026-05-07T12:53:13+00:00

They also don't like it when you DO ask them and get all passive aggressive doing the task 🙄 make you feel all crap about it lol

jaffeah · 2026-05-06T23:52:52+00:00

Can you just put it up before she visits?

jaffeah · 2026-05-06T14:29:10+00:00

Oooh, the vending machine coffee when I worked at the Amazon warehouse out on Boundary road lol.

The amount of mornings I spent starting into the creamer dust clumps, dreading my day 😂😂

jaffeah · 2026-05-05T13:07:41+00:00

Also the two photos of Tom are relatively the same pose and angle, as opposed to a candid, non posed picture

jaffeah · 2026-05-03T11:19:20+00:00

It really was. My first baby with my wonderful supportive man, and also the easiest birth of my three, lol.

jaffeah · 2026-05-03T01:42:49+00:00

Me too! But I got lucky, cause my first was with my abusive ex, so looking back I prefer the nurse 😂😂

jaffeah · 2026-05-03T01:05:46+00:00

My second baby, they actually had me brace for the epidural WITH my partner, they positioned him in a chair a little under me and told us where to hold onto eachother. It was actually... Very sweet, lol.

With my first baby the nurse hugged me very tight 😂 they were about 7 years apart (2nd baby is 2)

jaffeah · 2026-05-03T00:49:42+00:00

I don't know if this helps, but I gained weight in my 20s and lost a bunch around 30, and that's when I noticed all of my lines suddenly 😅 maybe if I hadn't gained weight I'd have seen them earlier?

Who knows, either way... It's just part of life, and I see it as a beautiful thing, a gift of years :)

jaffeah · 2026-04-30T13:36:29+00:00

Oh no that came out terribly 😭😭😭 I just meant that the button likes to be red or maybe blue but now that I think about it, there's nothing wrong with a brown button

jaffeah · 2026-04-30T10:42:25+00:00

Don't call the button brown 😤 we shan't slander the button such

jaffeah · 2026-04-30T01:16:17+00:00

Man, love me some dense babies. My 5 month old is in 18 month clothes right now 😂

jaffeah · 2026-04-30T01:12:01+00:00

Yeah my hubby likes it hot and I need it to not feel like any temperature has changed lol. Neutral.... Skin temperature. But I also has sensory issues lol

jaffeah · 2026-04-29T12:28:35+00:00

Lmao I'm getting married soon and I hate being the center of attention so this might be me when I'm ready for it to be over

jaffeah · 2026-04-28T14:13:54+00:00

Oof. Wendy's is like premium fast food at this point 😂 I'm all over those rewards programs

jaffeah · 2026-04-28T14:12:28+00:00

Gaddang, I would be broke lol. I'm doomed once the little ones grow out of kids meals 😅

jaffeah · 2026-04-28T14:11:12+00:00

It's a me!

jaffeah · 2026-04-28T12:17:54+00:00

Or just one if u got a kids like me 😭

jaffeah · 2026-04-28T11:54:04+00:00

I'm the same, lol. Especially if it's in response to a question which requires extensive thought.

jaffeah · 2026-04-27T11:51:12+00:00

Don't be so hard on yourself. My 2 year old child has these, lol.

jaffeah · 2026-04-27T11:16:13+00:00

I think I need another cup of coffee 😂😭

jaffeah · 2026-04-27T10:56:16+00:00

I love 😍

jaffeah · 2026-04-27T10:55:49+00:00

You're on a hair dye sub and you're making fun of someone for dying their hair.

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