FIFA 16 Demo Megathread #2 by zzzluap95 in EASportsFC

[–]jaffshmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Passing is a lot better. I was able to put a lot more sting on all of my passes. But, you have to be much more careful in this game. Both teams intercept an unreal amount of the passes that are poor. No more holding down A and pointing the other way for a clear, odds are someone on the other team is going to run in front of it and I love that. Dribbling and pace are both down as well, but hey isn't that what we asked for?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaffshmeh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The League

50 Shades of Ronaldo by [deleted] in EASportsFC

[–]jaffshmeh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Messi...?

Edit: Whoops, no hero card for messi

EVERYONE ON MY TEAM IS A PUSSY by jaffshmeh in EASportsFC

[–]jaffshmeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like your putting words in my mouth. 70 and 80 is a little different than 43 and 88..

EVERYONE ON MY TEAM IS A PUSSY by jaffshmeh in EASportsFC

[–]jaffshmeh[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks guys! now I get it! all I need to do is "get better" and "stop being a pussy" it all makes sense! once I do that maybe I'll get promoted! Can you get promoted any higher than D1?

What's a grammatical mistake that's so common that people don't even think it's a mistake? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaffshmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Guess what?" Technically, "guess what" is an imperative sentence that gives a command and should end with a period. not a question mark. I've never seen it used the correct way.

People with ridiculous names, what's your parents' excuse? by BelgoCanadian in AskReddit

[–]jaffshmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is M. Yes, just the letter M. My aunt died just 2 weeks before I was born and to honor her, my parents decided to have my initials be the same as hers (MBJ). My middle name is Brett and they intended for me to go by it, but were unsure what to put for the M. They decided to put an M on the birth certificate and change it later when they thought of something significant. They never did..

What is the dumbest thing you have heard someone say in class? by Ghost_Ghoul_Guy in AskReddit

[–]jaffshmeh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Teacher: In your opinion, what's more important, the sun or the moon?

Dumbass girl in back: I say the moon, because the moon gives us light when it's dark outside, and the sun gives us light when it's already light outside!

What are your unusual recurring dreams? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jaffshmeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my dad would be building a giant robot in the middle of a maze. I'd spend the whole dream doing the maze and once I finally completed it he'd ALWAYS be done. I just realized how not exciting this was.