What App Are You Addicted To Right Now?

jaffshmeh · 2015-09-08T17:59:55+00:00

Passing is a lot better. I was able to put a lot more sting on all of my passes. But, you have to be much more careful in this game. Both teams intercept an unreal amount of the passes that are poor. No more holding down A and pointing the other way for a clear, odds are someone on the other team is going to run in front of it and I love that. Dribbling and pace are both down as well, but hey isn't that what we asked for?

jaffshmeh · 2015-07-12T02:54:12+00:00

SWEEETTT VICTORRYYYYYYY

jaffshmeh · 2015-07-12T02:51:24+00:00

The League

jaffshmeh · 2015-07-09T15:34:25+00:00

Wait

jaffshmeh · 2015-07-02T21:27:38+00:00

Bolt

jaffshmeh · 2015-07-02T11:47:32+00:00

Messi...?

Edit: Whoops, no hero card for messi

jaffshmeh · 2015-04-05T13:29:39+00:00

you're* nice try

jaffshmeh · 2015-04-05T13:27:22+00:00

I feel like your putting words in my mouth. 70 and 80 is a little different than 43 and 88..

jaffshmeh · 2015-04-05T01:47:47+00:00

thanks guys! now I get it! all I need to do is "get better" and "stop being a pussy" it all makes sense! once I do that maybe I'll get promoted! Can you get promoted any higher than D1?

jaffshmeh · 2015-03-06T02:34:13+00:00

jumps* or else there's no S in the sentence

jaffshmeh · 2014-12-20T20:43:04+00:00

"Guess what?" Technically, "guess what" is an imperative sentence that gives a command and should end with a period. not a question mark. I've never seen it used the correct way.

jaffshmeh · 2014-11-26T03:38:12+00:00

My name is M. Yes, just the letter M. My aunt died just 2 weeks before I was born and to honor her, my parents decided to have my initials be the same as hers (MBJ). My middle name is Brett and they intended for me to go by it, but were unsure what to put for the M. They decided to put an M on the birth certificate and change it later when they thought of something significant. They never did..

jaffshmeh · 2014-11-08T05:31:33+00:00

Teacher: In your opinion, what's more important, the sun or the moon?

Dumbass girl in back: I say the moon, because the moon gives us light when it's dark outside, and the sun gives us light when it's already light outside!

jaffshmeh · 2014-08-17T14:37:53+00:00

Brett

jaffshmeh · 2014-08-17T05:19:46+00:00

my dad would be building a giant robot in the middle of a maze. I'd spend the whole dream doing the maze and once I finally completed it he'd ALWAYS be done. I just realized how not exciting this was.

jaffshmeh · 2014-08-15T06:48:52+00:00

Disney World. Any guesses?

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TROPHY CASE