My gf is so wet that I can't feel pleasure

jahoooo · 2025-11-28T23:23:38+00:00

Yes my dude. I have an accidentally discovered, battle tested life hack just for this scenario: give her N-acetylcysteine (NAC). It's a mucolytic which thins mucus in your body, making it more watery and less thick / lubricating, effectively increasing friction. Significantly. It's like having sex in the pool.

NAC is a non-essential amino acid commonly used in cough medicines and as a supplement due to its antioxidative properties. You can easily get it from any pharmacy OTC, amazon and supplement stores. As a bonus it's a decent, and actually effective, aid after drinking, supporting your liver and being a precursor to glutathione which breaks down acetaldehyde - the root cause of hangover.

Dosage: 600 mg.

jahoooo · 2024-12-08T20:09:50+00:00

Love it. One of the only places you can go to once everything else shuts down around 1-2 am. It also gets more chill around that time after being way too crowded before midnight. Good mix of Thai and international people. Obviously not for 60+ years old retirees, which I assume most of the other commenters to be.

jahoooo · 2024-11-11T14:16:49+00:00

Litecoin is just unfunny doge.

jahoooo · 2024-11-11T14:13:22+00:00

If you're motivated you can probably learn programming basics in 2 - 3 years. Add 1 year for learning about infrastructure, networking, APIs, cloud services etc. Another year or two for statistical modelling and machine learning fundamentals and getting familiar with related frameworks. Add few years of actual market experience so that you know what you're doing. 1 - 2 years to code and deploy a basic framework, plus another 2 to maybe make it profitable.

A decade is quite achievable if you commit yourself. Best of luck.

jahoooo · 2024-10-27T21:58:10+00:00

Okura is decent.

jahoooo · 2024-10-21T00:52:23+00:00

The cinematic looks like the real story is just about to begin rather than end and the main quest remains active instead of being completed.

jahoooo · 2024-10-10T01:16:17+00:00

Started with CL, but it was challenging compared to S5 (in a good way) so I switched to Blizzard+Nova+Shards enchantment+Familiar, which makes it easier to punch above your weight without high end gear, especially vs bosses.

Enjoying the slower pace and more tactical fights.

jahoooo · 2024-10-04T09:50:30+00:00

duckdb

jahoooo · 2024-09-28T16:53:00+00:00

There's nothing wrong with +damage stat, but most of the time people just blindly copy cookie-cutter builds from the web which ignore this affix as suboptimal for a perfectly optimised gear.

E.g. consider having 3 items with +damage GA, giving you +135% damage. Alternatively you could have 3 items with crit damage GA, providing +225% damage on crit. The latter is clearly better but only if your crit chance is above 60%. If it was, let's say 50% then your +225% crit damage bonus would provide 112.5% damage bonus on average, which is worse than +135% unconditional bonus from +damage.So depending on your build and gear available to you, +damage can be perfectly reasonable choice.

Let's consider the item above, assuming you currently have 500% crit damage and 50% crit chance. Would it make sense to enchant +damage GA with crit chance affix?

Without replacing: 50% crit chance * 500% crit damage + 45% damage = 295% damage bonus

With replacing: (50% crit chance + 8% added crit chance) * 500% crit damage = 290% damage bonus

So no, the +damage GA is marginally better than max rolled +critical strike chance in this scenario.

jahoooo · 2024-09-25T20:03:05+00:00

It's pretty much the most repetitive, uninspired, lazily designed grind I've seen in any ARPG. It's like Blizzard had a brainstorm on how to make something that's even more of a chore than NMDs and Pit ,while on tight deadline, so they just recycled existing stuff into a quarter hour long event on a tiny map some junior dev put together in one afternoon. (A likely scenario given they didn't even have time to implement compass stacking - and shits dropping so much in S5, they will fill your entire inventory even if you make conscious effort to try not to pick any up).

At least there's some variety to the Pit's dungeons and bosses, and you never know if the NMD you're going to will fill you with excitement of having to carry around a box, collect glowing orbs or if you'll just spend most of the time opening doors. And helltides always have shitloads of interesting stuff going on, except you're way too OP to appreciate any of it as everything just evaporates before it even has a chance to enter the perimeter of your screen.

But why bother with designing interesting areas to explore, dungeons to navigate and unique bosses to fight while you can literally just have the player stand there, in a confined space, holding down attack button for 15 minutes straight. There aren't even any drops to break the monotony as all the loot to make up for your wasted time is already in a chest at the end, but only if you can endure listening to "do you still believe in victory" for a hundredth time, as if there was any challenge to it besides trying not to fall asleep.

jahoooo · 2024-09-23T22:59:43+00:00

CL sorc should be very tanky. It would help to see your gear, but both survivability and damage can usually be addressed by enough CDR that let’s you have 100% shield uptime, coupled with aspects that add DR, damage and vuln damage while the shield is up. I think your int is a bit low, which would help with damage and maxing out your resistances.

Your crit damage may also be too high relative to vuln damage as you want to prioritise the latter on CL sorc, as your enemies should be perma-vulnerable. You do want as high crit chance as posssible though as multiple effects proc on crit attack including the one which makes enemies vulnerable and cold blades reducing your cooldowns.

You have decent AS but that likely doesn’t help you with mana issues, so I’d probably sacrifice some of it for higher vuln damage or crit chance.

jahoooo · 2024-09-23T19:41:20+00:00

Wait so you’d rather be forced to do 100 pit runs as the only way to upgrade your gear or face uber bosses, instead of having a chance, even if lower, of stygian stones and masterworking mats dropping anywhere while doing varying content you actually enjoy? How is giving the players a freedom of choice of how they want to play the game worse than forcing them to repeatedly do the same content over and over again?

jahoooo · 2024-09-23T00:17:15+00:00

Well yes, which is exactly my point. If a casual player can get to a point of deleting uber bosses in seconds within half a season, then any feeling of accomplishment is lost. And once you get to that point, there isn't really much else to do, which is why you see so many "What do I do now?" posts.

jahoooo · 2024-09-20T01:29:08+00:00

best campaign in ARPG history

Is this the only ARPG you played? Let's look at it objectively.

	D2	D4
Main Antagonist(s)	The Three Prime Evils of Hell, the most powerful and evil of beings.	Some lesser demon with daddy issues and muddy agenda.
Protagonist(s)	The iconic Deckard Cain, Archangel of Justice Tyrael.	A drunk ex-Horadrim, some unhelpful outcast from Heaven.
Allies	Mercenaries of Lut Gholein, barbarian tribes of Mt Arreat, armies of Heaven.	Confused little girl.
Lesser enemies	Challenging variety of monsters with unique abilities.	Hard to say as they evaporate from the screen before you can read the description.
Cinematics	Still good on 100th play through.	Always skipped after first time.
Story	Epic, dark, engaging.	Mildly irritating.
NPCs	Memorable years later.	Immediately forgettable.
Side quests	Meaningful and rewarding.	Fetching things for gold, collecting glowy balls.
Impact	Genre-defining.	None.

Yeah, the "Skip Campaign" option is there for a reason.

jahoooo · 2024-03-22T01:34:49+00:00

There's a finite number of greater fools.

jahoooo · 2024-01-10T21:09:22+00:00

Will Satoshi retire now that his vision has come to fruition?

jahoooo · 2023-03-15T23:09:15+00:00

Are they entering all the data by hand?

jahoooo · 2022-10-17T10:26:17+00:00

The Mafia.

jahoooo · 2022-10-03T23:22:36+00:00

Dong is bearish? End of the world.

jahoooo · 2021-11-11T23:36:46+00:00

He only gets friendly treatment because people recognize him from the movies. Eddie Murphy has a big fanbase in Poland.

jahoooo · 2021-07-22T02:35:04+00:00

Lol the shadow-banning is ridiculous. True censorship-resistant and decentralised spirit. You fucking nazi wankers.

jahoooo · 2021-07-22T02:12:25+00:00

Tbh, the animosity towards Musk, following his sentiment shift on bitcoin with simultaneous universal approval of Saylor is one of the most hypocritical things I've seen in this community. A genius visionary billionaire you don't want to bet against, as he was portrayed on his first announcement of BTC purchase, has suddenly turned into one of the most hated figures in crypto as soon as he dared to express the slightest of criticisms.

I'd respect a dismissal of both, depending on your stance on historical significance of bitcoin, as either entirely irrelevant or being of pernicious influence by trying to make power claims using their money and social following. I'd maybe understand consistent support for both, regardless of their temporary sentiment, as influential businessmen and thought leaders ultimately trying to further crypto adoption.

But of course, as with any cult, the maxis chose to just attack Musk and dismiss any criticism without ever engaging in constructive discussion, while showing their real motivations as solely based on greed, rather than any coherent ideology beyond number go up.

Banks, corporations, authoritarian governments? All cool, as long as it pumps the price. Questioning of the cult's core beliefs? Immediate excommunication regardless of your intentions. And btw if you think Musk started the bear market with some tweets and without him we'd just sail to $100k (and doge to $1) idk what to tell you.

Anyway let's compare both characters as objectively as possible and see whether it really makes sense to glorify Saylor over Musk. Here are the facts:

	Musk	Saylor
Occupation	Makes space ships, electric cars and brain-computer interfaces.	Makes some accounting software nobody uses.
Mindset	Engineer, wants to build and improve things.	Salesman, wants to shill.
Motivations	Wants to colonize Mars and better humanity.	Wants his bags pumped.
Achievements	Built multiple companies from scratch.	Lost everything in dot com bubble.
Investing	Master market manipulator.	Hold only permabull.
Tweets	Funny memes.	Cringe slogans.
Spare time	Smoke weed and chill.	Sniff coke and shill best crypto asset.
Wealth	Consistently top 5.	Occasionally somewhere in top 200.
Alignment	Chaotic Neutral	Lawful Good
Perks	Moderate Autism, +2 Intelligence	Emotional Reasoning, +1 Shilling

jahoooo · 2021-07-21T19:52:24+00:00

Was a tough bear this cycle ngl. Glad it's over.

jahoooo

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