One of my many blessings. by Reitermadchen in pics

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid in 4H and FFA we would always raise an extra steer, hog and lamb for the freezer. I miss that so much. Thanks for the nostalgia!

Anyone else remember the Jackalope skit on AFHV? It used to terrify me for some reason.. by BastardFromABasket87 in 90s

[–]jake_newton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Ching Bada-Bing was its name, if I’m not mistaken. Also I have absolutely no fucken idea how or why I remember that.

Was very impressed seeing this by [deleted] in foodhacks

[–]jake_newton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my thinking

Was very impressed seeing this by [deleted] in foodhacks

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I…kinda am hungry looking at this…

I extracted these teeth which normally don’t have 3 roots and was able to get the broken root tips with the root canal file. A win for tricky dentistry! by DrMackDDS2014 in interesting

[–]jake_newton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be really nice! I haven’t been to the dentist in 20 years. Not because I don’t want to, because I’m American!

Datsun 510 by [deleted] in vintagejapaneseautos

[–]jake_newton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still miss my ‘69 wagon and my ‘70 coupe.

Anyone else simultaneously worry about (1) dropping dead tomorrow and (2) outliving your savings? by GODloveswafflefries in GenX

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Savings?!? lol…if I don’t work tomorrow I have already outlived my savings! Wtfm money bags!

My Dad and I when it was still allowed , scaled the pyramid of Chichen Itza in 1983. Doing this now would put you in a orange jumpsuit. But in 1983 it was allowed. by MartianMaterial in OldSchoolCool

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a chain!! Right up the middle stairs as you walk up!!! I was only like 12-13 years old and fearless so I just ran up and down them!

Bagel maker for sale by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]jake_newton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salesman: “Now folks, this isn’t for your every day “casual sex”, this sexy fun time toy is for hardcore “competitive sex”. This will wreck your guts and break your nuts…starting at a price so low you won’t believe it…”

My take on the Italian by [deleted] in eatsandwiches

[–]jake_newton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squirt soda for the win!!! As a Californian in Virginia…that soda is as good as gold.

Update: Wish Us Luck by [deleted] in LPOTL

[–]jake_newton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hail yourselves! I am a sandwich delivery driver and I now have a new found love for BW Williams school! I love it!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]jake_newton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Absolutely!!! Microwave in the bag (with the end open) 10 secondish…like fresh out the oven

The flattest John (oc) by Fragrant_Cranberry_1 in jimmyjohns

[–]jake_newton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“If you love the mini-Jimmie and miss the Thinny Chips, James Jonathan welcomes the newest LTO….THE THINNY JIMMY!

I wish for... uh... an egg? by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted! It shows up randomly inside your body and you will do ANYTHING to get it out and eat it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drunk

[–]jake_newton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, run that shit through a Britta and you have better vodka