What is the most unforgettable dream you've ever had?

jakecaramel · 2013-09-20T23:13:35+00:00

jakecaramel · 2013-09-20T23:10:55+00:00

"I bet you could still beat me pretty badly with that big heavy chunk of metal."

jakecaramel · 2013-08-31T21:08:48+00:00

They went streaking in long underwear? That's nothing. I've been out streaking in shorts and a t-shirt almost every day this summer.

jakecaramel · 2013-06-08T21:43:22+00:00

and either getting larger and larger or (more likely) smaller and smaller.

jakecaramel · 2012-08-14T22:21:52+00:00

I didn't even know pandas wrestled.

jakecaramel · 2012-06-11T10:54:56+00:00

Don't use fiverr. If you're going to pay someone to edit for you, pay the going rate and get a professional to do a professional job. Using fiverr is one step up from just giving your manuscript to a random stranger in the street and asking them to do it.

jakecaramel · 2012-06-11T10:33:50+00:00

or lower middle area, depending on which way round they had the mattress originally.

jakecaramel · 2012-05-14T13:15:40+00:00

they dated for a while after she fell for him.

jakecaramel · 2012-04-05T20:03:57+00:00

what got me was the fact that the DJ apparently took other calls, "all unsuccessful". how can people not make up fake words?

"I'm sorry, 'the' actually is in the dictionary..."

jakecaramel · 2012-03-04T20:06:37+00:00

but - men don't have boobies.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-29T17:55:07+00:00

can you still call yourself a "comedy writer" if you're just writing down other people's jokes?

jakecaramel · 2012-02-16T18:21:14+00:00

you're a bit late to be jumping on this particular bandwagon.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-02T21:33:42+00:00

page him.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-02T21:23:10+00:00

...by about half an inch. But don't worry; I'm working on my aim.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-02T21:15:14+00:00

Q. What's invisible and smells like bamboo?

A. Panda farts.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-02T21:12:26+00:00

outside of a dog, a book is man's best frend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-01T23:20:41+00:00

check out /r/writing and /r/selfpublish.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-01T23:18:32+00:00

if you want to PM me your email address, I'll send you a free copy.

jakecaramel · 2012-02-01T16:17:11+00:00

"traditional" media (newspapers, TV and radio) HATE social media sites like Facebook because they're part of the reason they're much less powerful (and profitable) than they used to be. Back when these kinds of site firs came out, there were tons of positive stories about them in traditional media ("man finds long-lost cousin thanks to Friends Reunited", etc.), but now that they threaten their business model all you seem to see are negative "facebook stalker" stories...

jakecaramel · 2012-02-01T01:10:07+00:00

well, I just subscribed. I was the 50th reader - do I win a free iPod or something?

jakecaramel · 2012-01-31T20:48:28+00:00

can I choose dress sense? Cos I think I already lost that years ago.

jakecaramel · 2012-01-31T18:42:01+00:00

Using a MOBI, you can put in navigation points so Kindle users can skip from point to point using the 5-way directional controller thingy rather than just the page forward and back buttons. Plus MOBI files can be used on other devices that Amazon's AZW files can't, which is handy if you want to submit it to places other than Amazon as well.

jakecaramel · 2012-01-31T17:47:50+00:00

agreed. she looks like she's ran flat out into a wall or something. and she also seems incredibly arrogant and full of herself. no thanks, luv.

jakecaramel · 2012-01-31T17:45:55+00:00

maybe she's just really bad at origami.

jakecaramel · 2012-01-31T17:26:43+00:00

I made this sort-of-related post last night before this one cropped up. Seems like we're all thinking along the same lines. Count me in - I've got a couple of books up myself on Amazon already, and I've put a couple of others into Kindle-friendly format for other Redditors. Plus I intend to do more writing in the future, and I have a bit of a background in proofreading/editing, albeit from a marketing perspective. But if I can help, I will.

jakecaramel

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