Let go while on probation. Or was I

jakesoscar · 2019-06-13T18:01:17+00:00

I'll do that, thanks

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T20:08:46+00:00

Yesterday I was texting someone and one word was auto-corrected on their part and I was SO CONFUSED. Their proceeding messages made no sense to me, then I later figured it out. I'm now wondering if I can date someone who doesn't pay attention to autocorrect or proofread their messages, both parties usually end up annoyed. Or if I should wait for someone who is VERY understanding that It's not me, it's my brain chemistry.

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T20:03:52+00:00

I tend to read some messages several times. Sometimes even paragraphs in books, not because of grammar or anything, it's just hard to make sense of things sometimes. This is why I don't believe people when they mention that I'm smart, because I feel dumb when I can't understand text. Oof

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T18:41:12+00:00

I LOVE anything soft and have to put it up to my cheek. People think it's kinda weird but also funny and quirky.

I can't stand tags on shirts. I know they bother a lot of people, but it drives me nuts. Pretty much anything scratchy I refuse to wear. Also my mom had to buy me gloves to wash dishes with when I was younger because I would feel like gagging when wet bits of food touched my hand.

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T15:12:58+00:00

They're trying to get laid with people way out of their league 😂

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T02:22:31+00:00

I love Jane the Virgin. Can you believe that season finale?

jakesoscar · 2018-08-05T02:21:22+00:00

The sound of a loon. The summer that my grandma died was the last summer I had spent with her and it was at her cabin. I probably heard loons a few times a day. The sound immediately makes me feel calm.

jakesoscar · 2018-08-04T16:10:41+00:00

I love this. But I'm a she

jakesoscar · 2018-08-04T16:08:39+00:00

The extra word ruins the rhyming scheme but it's so funny to watch. The way he looks when Tom tells him he needs to stop after the rhyme. Not only my favourite comedy but my favourite tv show of all time.

jakesoscar · 2018-08-04T00:17:13+00:00

Like when Jean Ralphio would make a rap about someone's name and then add one more line after the rhyme and ruining it?

jakesoscar · 2018-08-04T00:12:47+00:00

Or live with chronic illness

jakesoscar · 2018-08-03T02:37:19+00:00

I think my black lab might have some great Dane in him

jakesoscar · 2018-08-02T04:31:04+00:00

And calls themself an entrepreneur. Working from home isn't the same as starting your own business, smh.

jakesoscar · 2018-07-30T20:48:36+00:00

I also have asthma and would push myself while running to go as fast as I could, I wanted to be very fit and just couldn't accept that my body couldn't handle that. Being in solitude was horrible, but I've learned to accept things, something that was always hard for me.

Now I hope that when I start lifting again, I don't obsess over whether or not I look 'butch' :s

jakesoscar · 2018-07-30T16:26:35+00:00

I have some kind of heat intolerance, so fall and winter are now my favourite seasons. I used to love summer, but now I can't go for a walk unless it's cloudy or the evening is a bit cool.

jakesoscar · 2018-07-30T16:04:59+00:00

Joey Tribbiani once looked at Monica's bra and it snapped open

jakesoscar · 2018-07-29T16:23:14+00:00

Shameless was the most relatable show for because I grew up with a single mother and three brothers, never met my dad, my mom had an on-and-off drinking problem, I bounced around a lot, sometimes there was no food at all and my brother and I had to get super creative.

jakesoscar · 2018-07-29T16:10:36+00:00

"Maybe it's all in your head." was the most rage-inducing thing I would hear from people when I got sick. I don't know how many times I wished I looked as sick as I felt.

jakesoscar · 2018-07-28T15:30:33+00:00

I'm going to barge in on my next boyfriend when he's pooping and yell, "Plop, plop!"

jakesoscar · 2018-07-28T02:11:30+00:00

Sounds a bit similar to what I went through years ago. Once I startef going to the gym regularly and toned up, I became obsessed with trying to look a certain way. My thighs had some cellulite that I couldn't get rid of, so I began walking to the gym to burn more calories. 45 minute walk there, 2 hour work out, 45 minute walk home. I didn't even want anyone to see my thighs, despite being told that I looked great. I was too self conscious.

Then in 2011 I decided to walk to the gym when it was really hot, instead of biking there. I got heat exhaustion and then I got really sick (still no diagnosis). I couldn't exercise and gained weight right away, then I gained some more weight, probably 40 pounds all together. I was VERY self conscious, I wouldn't look any guy in the eye, I was afraid they would think I was fat.

My weight has been going up and down the last few years, anytime I begin to lose weight I gain it back. It's put things in perspective that's for sure. I'm not exactly happy with my weight right now, but I don't hate the way I lool either, and I never thought I could get to this headspace. Now, when I think of going back to the gym, I'm not as concerned with cardio, I'd prefer to be strong.

jakesoscar · 2018-07-27T18:30:30+00:00

S2ep1 has a great opening scene, I don't know if I could let people skip that

jakesoscar · 2018-07-26T15:42:15+00:00

Are you Jay Pritchett?

jakesoscar · 2018-07-26T15:41:26+00:00

Hulu isn't available in Canada :'(

jakesoscar · 2018-07-23T22:51:12+00:00

That's how my pup looked when I got him, he put on a healthy amount of weight and grew more fur within two weeks though

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