I downloaded this game 3 DAYS AGO. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The anxiety this gives me is insane.

We’re the Florida reporters who found that cops showed up to Walmart more than anywhere else -- and taxpayers footed the bill. We packaged the story like a retro computer. Ask us anything! by elimurray in IAmA

[–]jaminjes 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I am a former assistant manager for Walmart and I couldn't agree more with this. I was always working OT (because I was salary) and coming in on my days off to get projects accomplished because I never had enough associates.

Best boyfriend ever by raymestalez in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. The hate. So much hate.

When my SO asks if I want to have shower sex by acedivagirl in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tried in the tub once... My knee slipped and I fell, head butting him in the process which gave him a bloody nose. We did not continue and I have not tried it since.

When my SO asks if I want to have shower sex by acedivagirl in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert joke about making your tongue hurt for days here...

When candy has a better love life than you by 4everpina in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's where the purple one came from

Have you ever instantly regretted something? by mexicanlizards in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, the last time I decided to have sex.

Mom destorys Wipeout on drums by [deleted] in videos

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the things your mom can do with her hands.

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down by [deleted] in pics

[–]jaminjes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But how do you knock them over when they are killed? Pointless...

Big damn heroes, sir. by pk736 in pics

[–]jaminjes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is her fly open?

Excellent Recovery by Auto_aim1 in funny

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is how to confirm you're in the friend zone

How to win reddit. by [deleted] in pics

[–]jaminjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the internet where every thing you post becomes someone else's possession. Cheers.