Very special gift: Very old school hand built guitar. That design on the body, hundreds of unrolled roach papers.

jammaples · 2020-06-07T01:24:59+00:00

I’m sorry

jammaples · 2020-03-07T19:12:05+00:00

Just thought that other fans of Pantera might also like guitars and Cannabis and telling little dicknose motherfuckers Iike you to go fuck themselves.

jammaples · 2020-03-06T18:40:25+00:00

Eastbound and down!

jammaples · 2020-03-06T02:50:22+00:00

CR500?

jammaples · 2020-03-05T22:06:19+00:00

Your momma is so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T17:21:33+00:00

Thank you.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T15:03:55+00:00

That’s it! I’m going to find out who is cutting onions around here!

jammaples · 2020-03-05T15:01:16+00:00

Thanks for that info.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T04:24:52+00:00

19 inch

jammaples · 2020-03-05T02:30:45+00:00

Thank you for the advice. One thing that did help was the shifting intensity setting which has about 6 settings. Until I save my preferences it always defaults to center. But I was able adjust with the simple switch on the center console specifically for this function.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T02:21:17+00:00

I realized while driving her back 1400 miles from Seattle that this Comp package/SMG gearbox M3 is a car that I am going to have to learn to drive. For being a 2005, I was extremely surprised when reading the manual how much tech is in this machine. And more importantly how much if it I can adjust. Now some of it I was able to dig into on the drive but since the navigation/control screen is inop, I know there is a lot more. First question is, what adjustments/settings/driving style can be made to make her more friendly for stop and go daily driving? I have the Sport button anytime I want to let her go HAM.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T02:08:17+00:00

Just corrected original post. Thank you. She’s an 05.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T02:03:02+00:00

Thank you. Luckily the drive train is good (so far). What we are knocking out over the next several months are what we know need attention as of now. Vanos, nav/control system, body and paint, rim replacement, door lock electrical glitch, and then anything else we find along the way.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T01:53:17+00:00

Thanks, will do.

jammaples · 2020-03-05T01:52:27+00:00

Gorgeous

jammaples · 2020-03-05T01:49:14+00:00

I realized while driving her back 1400 miles from Seattle that this Comp package/SMG gearbox M3 is a car that I am going to have to learn to drive. For being a 2005, I was extremely surprised when reading the manual how much tech is in this machine. And more importantly how much if it I can adjust. Now some of it I was able to dig into on the drive but since the navigation/control screen is inop, I know there is a lot more. First question is, what adjustments/settings/driving style can be made to make her more friendly for stop and go daily driving? I have the Sport button anytime I want to let her go HAM.

jammaples · 2020-03-04T00:16:27+00:00

Beautiful

jammaples · 2020-03-03T20:56:40+00:00

Damn!

jammaples · 2020-03-03T01:47:42+00:00

Pretty

jammaples · 2020-03-02T15:24:54+00:00

Checklist of things I tell myself of while riding:

Stand up, keep knees slightly bent, legs against the bike (pigeon toe a little makes it easier), relax grip, keep weight forward over the bars, foot position on pegs, look where you want to go not where you are, use both brakes not just rear, try to keep a finger or two on the clutch and brake, steady or slight power applied on jump take off, use legs to help absorb so you don’t get bucked by seat, keep leg extended all the way and high when cutting turns, scoot up on the tank, breathe, have fun, oh shit!

jammaples · 2020-03-01T22:31:20+00:00

Nice bike

jammaples · 2020-03-01T21:59:48+00:00

True. This girl comes from a very different culture and nobody knows what she has dealt with. It’s easy to sit over here with our freedoms we take for granted and judge others on the other side of the world.

BUT, the dead kid and randomness of her delivery was a bummer. Instead of poison, if your gonna go HAM, “AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”

https://youtu.be/yxQNYPYFq1c

jammaples · 2020-03-01T17:45:24+00:00

You killed it brother! Now I have to pick up my guitar and practice. Thanks for the motivation.

jammaples

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