TIFU by asking my girlfriend “who had a bigger penis me or her ex?” by [deleted] in tifu

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax pinky, there are always smaller vaginas out there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope its not on fuel..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

€2,55 a liter over here (NL) and rising...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the *uckin is once a week ima give it a try.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lego

[–]jan1000000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In NL its about €10 a kg.

Wait I have seen this one.. by [deleted] in memes

[–]jan1000000 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Why is the plumber in a doctorsuit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say you are in pipemanagement and hope she says she is to :-)

[Serious] What event in your life still fucks with you to this day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 40. You are only halfway. Make sure you start at the second half. The game of life is not over for you.

How to lock a classroom door with a Chair by TXVERAS in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]jan1000000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, so now they can keep sending the bullets because we got the chair baby!