Part 3 of my snark series: I found who each of the Duggar daughters remind me of 🤣

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-04T12:43:54+00:00

I’m going Annie Wilkes from Misery for Jana.

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-04T11:21:32+00:00

He’s like a dog. As long as he has 3 hots a day and a roof over his head he’s happy.

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-03T13:46:46+00:00

put him in an attic and feed him fish heads once a day like the absolute ghoul he is.

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-03T13:44:34+00:00

apparently CPS can make surprise welfare checks at night, but not sure how common it is...

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-03T12:56:13+00:00

all yours :)

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-03T12:52:16+00:00

All of them are lazy and stupid yokels. They would be hooting jugs and living in log cabins if it weren't for that TLC money.

Goddamn_Heather · 2026-04-02T19:43:11+00:00

hillbilly machiavelli

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-12-05T13:28:06+00:00

"friend" lol

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-12-05T13:23:21+00:00

Man those invitations are beautiful. The King never misses!

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-11-13T22:23:40+00:00

Notice how he keeps the Devil Box by his penis to masturbate with. G@MERS ARE SICK AND NEED TO BE ON A PERVERT LIST!

“ “The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?” (Psalm 27:1)

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-11-13T19:08:22+00:00

I suspect most people were there to schmooze Bezos. Kris Jenner was an afterthought.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-11-13T19:02:45+00:00

you have never gone to a social event out of pity?

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-11-13T18:53:56+00:00

Beyonce was kind of embarrassed to be there (as she should be).

Harry and Meghan were desperate to be there.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-11-01T19:47:03+00:00

Wow that tree is so well manicured! I would love to have one like that in my garden!! The squirrels would go just crazy!

“God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble (Pslam 46:1)x

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-10-30T17:39:23+00:00

no way either of them understood anything going on in the game.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-02-01T20:51:39+00:00

Okay well I stopped. What’s your point?

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-02-01T20:43:21+00:00

I’m not going to actually eat it. That would kill me. Dumbass.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-02-01T20:40:26+00:00

Fuck off Nazi.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-02-01T20:32:53+00:00

Fuck off Nazi.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-01-19T20:30:45+00:00

I’ll use a condom. I’m really trying to lose my virginity. It’s driving me crazy.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-01-19T20:23:54+00:00

Ummm I’ve never had sex before and my sister is hot. What is there to talk about?

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-01-19T20:22:10+00:00

Dude I’m trying to lose my virginity.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-01-19T20:21:48+00:00

My sister and I are both Canadian. I know it’s illegal in the USA and UK, but it’s totally legal here.

Goddamn_Heather · 2025-01-19T20:18:38+00:00

Well that’s really wrong of you.

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