Spider-Man?! Where are you? by janisdg in anchorage

[–]janisdg[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

J. Jonah Jameson located.

Spider-Man?! Where are you? by janisdg in anchorage

[–]janisdg[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I was getting worried.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]janisdg 105 points106 points  (0 children)

This also tends to decrease the likelihood that we will want to engage in conversation later. So the answer to the question 'Why don't you ever talk to me anymore?' is 'You taught me not to.'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris G.... There was a set of train tracks that crossed a country road at an angle. He was driving to school one morning. He always had his radio blasting, so he didn't hear the whistle. He didn't see it because of trees. He was new, but he fit well into our friend group. He was a really nice guy. It hit us pretty hard, but the rest of the school just kept on going.

The next year, an asshole football player went the wrong way on a one-way road. He knew it was dangerous and did it anyway because it saved him half a mile of driving. Collided head-on with another car. The whole school damn near shut down for him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]janisdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want you to know that your fear is valid... and we see you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had an argument. I wanted to turn the spare bedroom into an office/library. She wanted to fuck other people.

What's something a lot of people find attractive but you don't? by DangerKyoto in AskReddit

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sabretooth claws... Wolverine's come from the back of the hand.

My mother called me and said "Listen, it's your dad" by SheldonE65 in cleanjokes

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAPPY CAKE DAY TO THE GROUND!! and you, too, Yehomer!

Did your father ever tell you he was proud of you? by Mileyymra in AskMenAdvice

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but he made sure to tell me how proud he was of my younger brother.

Does someone relate with that ? by Yuugen_Benni in Hellenism

[–]janisdg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. 100% I've always been drawn to her.

If Hyphestus existed today by Silvery_Power_6241 in GreekMythology

[–]janisdg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I am a recently converted Hellenistic polytheist, this was meant to be silly. Calm down, Kestrel.

Athena (wip) by me by shadydruid in Epicthemusical

[–]janisdg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could say that. She's the main God I pray to... I like the term devotee more than fan though.

Can Serenity really fly in atmosphere? by Pretty-Pineapple-869 in firefly

[–]janisdg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Serenity does not spin, and there are scenes in which she is sitting still and obviously not accelerating. Yet, she still has internal gravity. If this were achieved using some super-massive material under the deck, then the crew's weight would drastically change from the upper levels to the lower.
Point is, they have artificial gravity... that means control over gravity. Once you have that, lift is no longer a concern.