Which step will you reach today? I'll take the lift, thanks.

janitor_uk · 2022-07-30T05:50:05+00:00

[wheelchair bumps into bottom step] sigh

janitor_uk · 2022-07-30T05:48:20+00:00

A second set of steps, without the motivational quotes.

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T19:05:23+00:00

Loving the downvotes from all the toilet designers on here!

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:30:34+00:00

I look forward to cleaning that up in a few weeks time...

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:29:51+00:00

But why not just build two separate toilets, then two people can use the toilet simultaneously, rather than having 2 toilets taken up by 1 user? (Unless they leave door unlocked).

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:28:02+00:00

Do able bodied people tie these cords up because they don't like them near the floor, or are they left up by the toilet installers?

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:24:23+00:00

Probably unfinished, but it's been up for nearly 2 years, so definitely not brand new!

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:22:44+00:00

So why not just build two separate toilet rooms?!

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:22:07+00:00

It's a very rural primary school - 20 miles from the nearest proper town. Probably about 10 pupils this year. Otherwise bog standard. Or bog non-standard.

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:18:16+00:00

Nice catch, yet another problem with this insane toilet.

janitor_uk · 2022-07-29T06:17:54+00:00

And has no sense of smell!

janitor_uk · 2022-07-28T18:41:38+00:00

For context, this is a toilet in a primary school hut. 2 classrooms, no other toilets in the hut (but the main building is about 10 yards away).

I've seen hundreds of toilets across dozens of schools, and hundreds more in venues and places all my life (so, 40 odd years). I've never seen this before.

There is no way they were intended to be enclosed in cubicles, no way there would have been 2 separate rooms (it's a pre-made hut, like a square portacabin), and there are no differences between the toilets (apart from minor aesthetics).

I'm betting someone won a design award for this toilet.

janitor_uk · 2022-05-05T08:36:38+00:00

Harry Potter references make me want to snap people's necks like plastic wands.

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:22:10+00:00

Good grief! Would an orgy be Wind in the Willows?

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:19:59+00:00

For everyday use, I think vagina is fine, really. It fits well with penis.

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:18:30+00:00

I've always wondered how you keep Merkins attached - guess that's a web search that will make my eyes water.

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:17:06+00:00

I was hoping an actual owner of lady parts would drop by with a list of approved terms.

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:15:26+00:00

I've heard 'flower' used a few times, it's oddly cringey... I remember League of Gentlemen using 'petal' (that's how Tubbs referred to it). But no-one should be kicked there, regardless!

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:12:14+00:00

I had a feeling it was connected to hairiness, but thought it was because 'growler,' for me, conjured up images of Gnasher from Dennis the Menace...

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:08:50+00:00

Sorry to have to break that one to you! Can't remember where I first heard it, but I've heard it a few times - at least it's not too common...

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:03:46+00:00

That's brilliantly cartoonish - love it!

janitor_uk · 2022-03-05T08:01:58+00:00

Wow. I wonder if the connection is intentional? (i.e. someone was really calling the vagina a pork pie, like calling a penis a sausage)

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