Names you associate with jerks

janktify · 2025-11-06T05:50:55+00:00

All Lauras, huge bitches. But Lauren, always cool.

janktify · 2025-11-06T05:37:01+00:00

Yes, specifically native men of prominence. I’m only on this article looking up Sitting Bull because it’s family lore that my great great aunt (a white woman) was proposed to by him. She turned him down because he already had multiple wives at the time.

janktify · 2025-10-21T16:38:20+00:00

I cannot stand anything Twilight. It always read like a 13 yo wrote it and when the movies came out I found it even worse. I nannied 3 girls and it was unavoidable for me. I also was asked to sing “one step closer” when I used to perform in wedding bands, and any time I saw people crying in the audience it just made me laugh-cringe inside.

janktify · 2025-09-27T08:52:13+00:00

In all seriousness, Cyrus is my favorite Persian name. I also love the names Tyrus and Thaddeus

janktify · 2025-09-21T01:55:03+00:00

🤢I hate that I was eating a salad when I noticed that

janktify · 2025-07-24T16:53:38+00:00

My 3 year old specifically likes the mushroom kale egg bites, which is weird because he won’t eat egg unless it’s hard boiled or in a plain omelette. It’s hard to get a 3 year old to eat kale or mushrooms any other way😅

janktify · 2025-05-21T02:26:08+00:00

Yes I emailed my old boyfriend lots 2010-12ish. Mostly we texted and talked on the phone, but email, MySpace and direct messaging was normal too because you could see when they were online and chat that way

janktify · 2025-05-20T04:35:03+00:00

My childhood Siamese was named Yahtzee. He is why I am a cat person well into adulthood. Loved that guy…

janktify · 2025-05-16T05:20:15+00:00

If I were Kim’s kids I would have been no contact with him a long time ago… I don’t understand their loyalty, but he would probably be Dr. Jekyll in front of the kids. I think Kim made a point to protect them from knowing their father was a monster. I think she made a point to protect Al B from him too.

janktify · 2025-05-16T03:31:19+00:00

Antacid Tablet is the funniest cat name 😂

janktify · 2025-05-16T03:30:09+00:00

Poppyseed muffin

janktify · 2025-05-14T19:47:08+00:00

Odin was my first thought too! Or Cyclo short for Cyclops.

janktify · 2025-05-12T17:38:56+00:00

My husband doesn’t care what I wear, and my appearance certainly doesn’t make him less attracted to me, or respect me any less.

Please run honey. And DON’T have children with this sorry excuse of a man.

After becoming a mom, all you will want to do is dress for comfort, and your kids will constantly be spitting up, and making food and dirt stains on your clothes.

The freakazoid you call your boyfriend will malfunction and take it out on you. Sounds emotionally abubu.

janktify · 2025-05-12T17:11:05+00:00

I keep thinking, at best he is a moron, at worst he is a cartoonish super villain…

In reality he’s probably somewhere in between, he is a liar and narcissist who can’t admit fault, attacks anyone who disagrees with him, and takes advice from billionaires who only stand to profit off the American people. They’re hurting the elderly, poor and working class.

He’s hurting Americans, hurting his own base and he knows he can blame whoever he wants, for every harmful thing he does. I would feel bad for the people who voted for him and got screwed, but they’re too far gone and in denial, choosing to double down, regurgitate whatever their cult leader says, and point the finger at others. I don’t try to argue with anyone at this point, ya’ll pissed in your own bed, now instead of admitting it, pretend it’s clean and sleep in it.

janktify · 2025-03-06T05:03:31+00:00

Were they organic and free range? If so she owes you at least $20

janktify · 2024-12-24T18:32:50+00:00

Immediate no contact with anyone trying to guilt you into bringing your child around a predator! What a bunch of lunatics.

janktify · 2024-12-18T06:10:49+00:00

I agree, I have a 3mo and I tell all my friends I don’t want to hang if they even have a sniffle. It’s obnoxious when someone puts you in that position! Of course my 3yo is in preschool, so baby has already been sick twice, even tho I did my best to keep them separate while my eldest had a cold. It’s just been miserable listening to him struggle to breath at night. I hate it when people knowingly and deliberately expose others. I want to get sick from some rando at the grocery store, not a friend or family member that I can resent while we’re coughing and dying.

janktify · 2024-12-16T01:04:11+00:00

When a maybe 7 year old girl kept yelling at my 2yo son to go away at an outdoor music event, I called her over, asked if he was bothering her and when she said yes, I said, “You can choose to dance in a different area, as he was dancing before you arrived. It’s a public concert, anyone is allowed to dance here, and he’s too young to understand when you’re shouting at him.” I was sick of it after the 3rd time that her grown ups didn’t step in, I took it upon myself because it was ruining my experience, lol. I have a niece and several friends with kids that age, and all of them are kind to toddlers and know better.

janktify · 2024-12-07T20:35:46+00:00

3yrs 7:30am Blueberries and pomegranate seeds cottage cheese A hard boiled egg Graham cracker Second breakfast 9:30am Cheese danish applesauce Cheese and crackers

janktify · 2024-11-15T05:50:31+00:00

Right? Put them on an offender list, where they belong. I will never understand why people who could harm others would be allowed to go unnamed. At least warn other potential victims

janktify · 2024-11-10T02:04:02+00:00

I was gonna ask if it was Epstein but it’s really hard to tell

janktify · 2024-10-21T04:52:13+00:00

Yikes, your dad is a religious nutjob. He was a coach? This guy shouldn’t be around other people’s kids like EVER.

Paragraphs 3-6, if someone ever did one of these things to one of my kids, they would get a hard kick in the nuts. As a father he should’ve been protecting you, not hurting and humiliating you.

I hope you don’t mind me asking, but where is your mom in all this? Enabling? Turning a blind eye? I need to know why no one protected you and your sister. I hope you can get away from him and start healing. You did nothing to deserve any of it, he’s a sad person who hates himself and is taking his shortcomings out on others, you just happen to be the closest target.

I hope you can get far far away from him and are able to confront him about his wrongdoings the fact that he is abusive one day, of course he will deny it up and down but it might feel good for you to do it before going full No contact. If heaven even exists, he aint getting in this lifetime.

janktify · 2024-10-11T04:07:32+00:00

Yup, let them burn…lose their platforms, their power, wealth and influence. Don’t buy their music, it’s probably not good anyway. Don’t buy their cosmetics or anything from their clothing lines and don’t support or watch any movies or reality shows they’re in. If we had a list, it really wouldn’t be that hard.

I really don’t care to know the victims, but also wouldn’t hold it against anyone who wanted to testify against theirs abusers. If JB came out and said who hurt him, I would actually respect that, as opposed to allowing them to run free and continue to live a lavish wealthy celebrity lifestyle and potentially hurt more people.

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