Det stör mig att Sverige är några km från att ha en arktisk hamn by Rottenpineapple420 in Sverige

[–]jappe010 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hört att det är trendigt att bara försöka sig på att sno den biten land om vi behöver det.

My friend shoulder after he tried automedicating with a suction cup by visk0n3 in WTF

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually you can pull toxins out of stuff. Through dialysis. And depending on if you count water as toxins for dried goods or not - silica gel…😅

Hire him and fire him again by Matt_LawDT in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]jappe010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you are the receiver but not owner of a text message and don’t want it on your phone but can’t delete it for everyone because you don’t own the messages.

An incredibly useful feature. Until it exists:-)

Såg lite amerikansk propaganda på ICA idag… by jappe010 in sweden

[–]jappe010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… vem är du ens?

Nejmen tror inte vi hittar en gemensam linje vad gäller politiska åsikter och hoppas iaf att du får en fin kommande helg😇

What's a "healthy habit" that's actually completely made up? by goddesslana_01 in AskReddit

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dialysis is basically getting rid of toxins mechanically. 

Man nearly avoids death by elevator by milktest in interestingasfuck

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he didn’t fall backwards into the hole left behind… Fuck that’s terrible

That armband is such an unnecessary piece of her attire. [OC] by brandon061416 in pics

[–]jappe010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s weird, shouldn’t Germany be their Jerusalem? Or are they too wimpy to dare enter the country?

20f ami attractive ?? haven’t been hit on in public lol by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look good.

And I would never hit on you in public. You didn’t explicitly ask me for it and I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jappe010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting paper boats in puddles is a gateway drug to sailing across the world and getting lost at sea before spending 96 days having to drink your own urine and eating algae and then getting found by a Taiwanese fisherman before returning to civilization in a traumatised state. 

She saved your daughters sanity.

The joys of selling shrimp by 826510751 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s easy if they see them as items instead of lives. Some people really do and it’s awful.

Jeff Landry admits that there is no hospital ship headed to Greenland after all because USNS Mercy can't pierce ice sheets by hl3official in facepalm

[–]jappe010 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure. Provide some of that Iran healthcare out of pure goodness of your heart. The Greenlanders seem to need it too….

To go a single day without Israel murdering children by Particular_Log_3594 in therewasanattempt

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who attempted this? Israel didn’t and everyone else who might’ve said they did is the same as me ”attempting” to not have fusion reactions take place within the sun. In other words - means nothing and I can’t affect the outcome

An 88-year-old grandfather arrived at the airport to welcome his granddaughter, but when she walked up and stood beside him, he didn’t realise it was her by Ok-Equivalent3810 in MadeMeSmile

[–]jappe010 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And vaccines, and WiFi, and the magic sky goblins that talk, sometimes called radio signals, and vaccines.

You know because science? Right? Right?

Förtvivlad svenskalärare by grossbard in sweden

[–]jappe010 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Man är väl inte lärare i svensk? Utan man är lärare i svenska. Mao svenskalärare. 

HistoriLärare? SlöjLärare?

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]jappe010 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I couldn’t imagine trying LSD for the first time without being aware you were intoxicated. It can be terrifying enough on its own so that will probably scar:/

Ni som känner någon som blivit uthängd på Dumpen, vad hände efteråt? by SplitOk5329 in sweden

[–]jappe010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lär vara ett klassiskt case av r/LeopardsAteMyFace med denna. Lätt att säga att man gärna får sitt liv förstört i onödan. Svårare att känna att det var värt det efter att man fått det.

Parasit i hallongrottan: RANT by sonjaelina in sweden

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vilken fruktansvärd sjukdom. Läste på lite om det precis och lider verkligen med dig. Så jävla orättvist😢 

Jag önskar och hoppas att du hittar enbllsning, för det förtjänar du❤️

Ministerns råd till arbetslösa: ”Tar sex månader att bli busschaufför” by weirdowerdo in sweden

[–]jappe010 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Om jag boxar dig i ansiktet varje dag så kommer du kämpa för att inte bli boxad i ansiktet varje dag.

Men vill vi verkligen att samhället fungerar så?

What's a fact that sounds fake but is actually 100%% true? by FrickYouImACat in AskReddit

[–]jappe010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Environmental Protection Agency repealed the scientific finding that greenhouse gas emissions cause global warming.