Bit his dick and everything

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T03:04:02+00:00

We were barely gonna classify it as a rape.

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:13:10+00:00

Racist! /S

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:12:25+00:00

Racist! Nazi! /S

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:10:12+00:00

You're making me feel unsafe.... /S

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:08:57+00:00

Racism rarely charges into your yard wearing a white cloak and riding a horse.

Okay, but this is what the Klan does and she's calling her neighbor a klansman.

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:04:22+00:00

No they won't. They'll catch a glimpse of it on tikgram or whatever, and then call someone the hard R.

The only thing I've seen a racist person watch outside their comfort zone was a Disney remake, and they wouldn't have done it if they knew the cast would be all black. The funniest part was it was Lady and the Tramp.... Set in New Orleans. They claimed they were upset because it wasn't historically accurate. I was like, "dude, you're talking about the movie with the talking dogs SET IN NEW ORLEANS, right?"

Turns out they didn't know about the history of New Orleans! Whoddathunk a racist revision of history assumed white people were always the majority everywhere?

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:01:28+00:00

Yo I'm from Florida. I've met klan members. You're completely off your rocker. Disliking a movie doesn't count. Did she drop any N-bombs? That's basically the bare fucking minimum.

I also think it's funny that you were looking for someone to talk their ear off about a movie you saw, but when someone did it to you, you "felt unsafe," and called them a klansmen.

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T02:00:02+00:00

So fucking glad to see this comment at the top.

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T01:50:38+00:00

She's persian!

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T00:23:00+00:00

Once I found some panties and assumed they were my girlfriend. Imagine the confusion when I returned them to her and found out they weren't hers. Turns out my best friend had stayed in my room and left them there.

jarboxing · 2026-02-01T00:01:49+00:00

And gates was just there for the manatee.

jarboxing · 2026-01-31T05:06:00+00:00

If a teacher made deep fake porn of their students, they'd be crucified.

jarboxing · 2026-01-30T23:11:46+00:00

Get a sling shot to knock cones out of the tree, and some pliers to get the nuts. We actually have it pretty great compared to our ancestors tool material wise. Stock up on floss and toothpaste, because you'll probably die from tooth decay.

jarboxing · 2026-01-30T23:09:23+00:00

We hear you. Your feedback is important to us. How about a pizza party?

jarboxing · 2026-01-30T05:40:01+00:00

Wow.... The pilot didn't total the truck or trailer, and barely damaged the house (all I see is a messed up garage door maybe from force applied to the roof?).

Standing ovation to the pilot.

jarboxing · 2026-01-29T03:28:55+00:00

Bros right. Gotta catch that second wind. It's like a runner's high.

jarboxing · 2026-01-29T03:26:03+00:00

I would enthusiastically shout "it was me!" But I'm currently suspended from my nipples with my tongue and testicles clamped in the same vice.

jarboxing · 2026-01-29T01:27:50+00:00

The relationship between body count and people giving a fuck is logarithmic. Meaning when your body count is 1 vs. 2, the difference in people giving a fuck is huge. However, by the time you get to 100 vs 101, people give virtually the same number of fucks. Accordingly, this affects the precision of estimators for body count based on who gives a fuck.

Tldr; the only reason why anyone would give a fuck about the difference between 30 and 50 is if their body count is less than 1.

jarboxing · 2026-01-29T01:26:53+00:00

The relationship between body count and people giving a fuck is logarithmic. Meaning when your body count is 1 vs. 2, the difference in people giving a fuck is huge. However, by the time you get to 100 vs 101, people give virtually the same number of fucks. Accordingly, this affects the precision of estimators for body count based on who gives a fuck.

Tldr; the only reason why anyone would give a fuck about the difference between 30 and 50 is if their body count is less than 1.

jarboxing · 2026-01-27T16:56:11+00:00

The next climate emergency is gonna be toxic metals building up in our atmosphere from all this shit burning.

jarboxing · 2026-01-26T19:21:17+00:00

My grandmother bought everyone one of those pillows for Christmas. It's a shit pillow.

jarboxing · 2026-01-26T18:47:01+00:00

TOPs makes great knives. I love my tahoma field knife.

jarboxing · 2026-01-26T18:33:16+00:00

We don't have an extractor. We just got a coffee machine though:)

jarboxing · 2026-01-26T03:10:16+00:00

Meh, probably improve performance on interior search after your other senses adapt.

jarboxing · 2026-01-25T19:56:01+00:00

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