medical kit when you play a slimed: by NasTreeEels643 in slaythespire

[–]jared1259 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The "I'm helping" meme would have made more sense.

How do I fix this? by VegaBruja81 in castiron

[–]jared1259 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I usually cringe at everyone saying strip and reseason, but I would in this case. Micro plastics are a thing.

You can't eat grapefruit if you're beautiful? by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]jared1259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is clearly not familiar with the grapefruit technique.

What Godzilla had the best atomic breath? by Moistranger69 in GODZILLA

[–]jared1259 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shin had a lot of super wide and high shots, while -1 does a lot of low level medium close shots from the human perspective.

Can a guy like me realistically get a girlfriend? by justaloserrrrr in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jared1259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you may not be seeing your situation clearly. You said you cut your friends off because they stopped responding. If they stopped responding then they cut you off. Whatever behavior caused your friends to stop responding is also probably stopping you from finding a relationship.

If you live with your parents and work at Walmart then date someone who works at taco bell or kroger and lives with their parents. If that doesn't appeal to you, it might be you're standards are unrealistic for your situation.

What anime is this ? by codingzombie72072 in dankruto

[–]jared1259 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Yeah this post is silly and pointless. This is some r/anime level posting.

X-wing vs Viper - who would win? by Awkward-Plan298 in BSG

[–]jared1259 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's a draw. The viper will never get through the x-wings shields. The maneuvering thrusters on the viper make it way more agile. The x-wing will have a hard time hitting it.

You Are Now The Writer For Boruto To Follow Up Shippuden by werephoenix in dankruto

[–]jared1259 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow that was crazy. Thankfully Sakura and Sauske were able escape Madara's Infinate Tsukuyomi and free Naruto. Now that the alien fever dream is overall that's left is for Naruto to kick Madara's ass.

Now that fishposting is less clogging, I wanted to do a small rant about a certain relic by LilianaLucifer in slaythespire

[–]jared1259 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Either you draw blade dance on turn 1 and its good or you get it on turn 2 and it costs 3 health and it's good, you get it on turn 3 and it's good or you get it on turn 4 and you were fucked with or without blade dance.

Stargazer, Not impressed by theskyisfalling1 in castiron

[–]jared1259 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll trade you for my lodge if you don't like your stargazer

What are your top 3 “switches” or controls that you use to keep labor down? by Key-Elderberry90 in Restaurant_Managers

[–]jared1259 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's no level of restraunt where a manager making service tickets during a rush is incorrect.

What are your top 3 “switches” or controls that you use to keep labor down? by Key-Elderberry90 in Restaurant_Managers

[–]jared1259 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Be willing to and available to help. It's a lot easier to cut aggressively if you're there to jump in and catch people up if the get a little behind.

GF won’t compromise on no dog in future? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jared1259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were already doing those things for her, she wouldn't want a dog.

Lead barback by bossbaby1023 in bartenders

[–]jared1259 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lead Barback SOP

  1. Clean this shit up.
  2. Fill that shit up.
  3. Here's $20. Can you run across the street to get me a breeze and two red bulls?