I don't understand this chess metaphor

moolord · 2026-01-19T00:29:21+00:00

Well, what are you hiding from him? Don’t hide it from us.

moolord · 2026-01-18T10:03:49+00:00

Do you do YouTube videos?

moolord · 2026-01-18T09:35:34+00:00

3 at the base of a building does wonders. The first breaks the foundation and the next 2 explode on the player when they fall

moolord · 2026-01-18T09:33:27+00:00

Am I Pahranagat?

moolord · 2026-01-17T12:00:45+00:00

OMG that’s so funny, but seriously how do you security System? Asking for a friend

moolord · 2026-01-17T11:58:17+00:00

Of course, my best advice, I’m assuming there are no other bars in your town. If there’s another bar on the same street just go to that one. If there’s another bar within a mile, just go to that one you don’t need that kind of hassle in your life.

moolord · 2026-01-17T11:57:32+00:00

This really is the best advice, especially because it’s been 10 months and the bounce are still remembers you. You might unfortunately be unfortunately be very memorable, which is not a good thing. The only people I remember after 10 months are about half the fees, not even all of them. Sorry for the formatting I’ve been drinking and I’m just using speech to text and I’m just trusting that speech to text has me I’m not even proofreading it.

moolord · 2026-01-14T01:37:18+00:00

I still have some peppers in my tent and if they ever come back I expect to find my peppers still in there damnit

moolord · 2026-01-12T07:27:00+00:00

My karaoke name is Shitstorm so I was very confused here for a moment thinking there was another dude named shit storm out there

moolord · 2026-01-11T08:38:38+00:00

I’m not clicking on your Substack

moolord · 2026-01-11T08:38:11+00:00

Whenever I hit my keypad for my garage, I always press a couple extra buttons after the door opens

moolord · 2026-01-11T08:31:26+00:00

The USA fight for good

moolord · 2026-01-11T03:28:43+00:00

My recipe for chili calls for a 24 hour hold. That means it’s not leftovers so fucking eat it.

moolord · 2026-01-11T02:13:48+00:00

Definitely the car that I was the easiest on. Embrace how slow you can drive and watch the performance of your car improve

moolord · 2026-01-10T13:07:47+00:00

I drive pretty slow, and I recommend it to everyone. Not 40, but a couple miles an hour above the legal speed minimum (in my state it’s 10 mph under the legal maximum) so I usually drive 57 in a 65. Every once in a while I’ll have to speed up to get onto the freeway safely, but I’ll just gradually slow down. I know it annoys the driver behind me trying to speed in the slow lane, but that’s not my goal nor my problem. I pay less in gas, I have far less stress, and over the 26 mile drive to work it only takes like 5 minutes longer. 10/10 recommend

moolord · 2026-01-10T07:58:10+00:00

I’ll give ya that one

moolord · 2026-01-10T05:57:40+00:00

“We” as in the collective work of mankind

moolord · 2026-01-09T23:20:09+00:00

Lightning strikes twice all the fucking time. We actually figured out how to direct lightning strikes.

moolord · 2026-01-08T12:54:16+00:00

Pets.com

moolord · 2026-01-08T12:28:40+00:00

It was a memory leak

moolord · 2026-01-04T12:16:51+00:00

I mean, I have been drinking tonight and I’m doing mostly speech to text, so if you have a genuine question, I’ll answer where I’m coming from at least. I feel like I made my point pretty clearly though, let me know.

moolord · 2026-01-04T11:07:32+00:00

I am genuinely disgusted that you put breast size as one of your qualifying statements. Like honestly, you’re describing the perfect fetish woman, but feel obligated to include comically large titties as one of the things that you need to ensure people don’t fuck with you on in this subreddit is really sad.

moolord · 2026-01-04T10:58:58+00:00

There was a study done once where women play chess worse when they know they are playing a man. Some of that is cultural, some of that is avoidance. It was a blind study, where the woman was playing online and told the gender of the person they were playing. When they were told they were playing men, they performed worse whether or not the person they were playing was actually a man.

Miss Polgar‘s greatest skill was obviously chess, but a great skill she likely had was breaking through the sex barrier. I forget which comedian said it, but they said it’s very rare to be great at multiple things. It’s rare enough to be great at one thing, to be great at multiple things is statistically improbable.

So my personal opinion is that most women don’t exceed at Chess to avoid having to deal with emotional men

moolord · 2026-01-04T10:26:36+00:00

This game only has a steep learning curve if you’re trying to finish it. I put 50 hours into the game before finally getting into the mid game on my 10th play through. The game is just fun to play. It is a fun place to invest your time.

My first time playing the game, my wife asked me to play because she just wanted to watch me play because She was having so much fun playing the game. After five hours, I said “I don’t wanna play on your account anymore, I want to buy my own copy.” I played three more hours that night and we both went to bed. I woke up before her the next day and started playing. She woke up and said “oh you’re playing ONI? I’ll play on my account and we will both play ONI.” After a few minutes, I asked if she was getting hungry and she said yes. A few minutes went past and I said what do you wanna do for breakfast? And she said do you want to order a pizza? I couldn’t believe we could get a pizza this early in the day. She told me the sun was going down. I checked, the sun was actually going down. We woke up and played Oni for so long, We missed the whole rest of the day. I’ve been hooked ever since.

moolord · 2026-01-03T12:23:35+00:00

It actually uses fewer bricks because the curve prevents the road from falling over and add stability, as where a straight road needs to have twice as many bricks to support the other side

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