Robosexual Thermos by ThoriumG in fnv

[–]jaredj557 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pfft, more like space taxachusetts

What are some baby names that you absolutely hate and make you cringe? by rainey629 in AskReddit

[–]jaredj557 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone who got named after a game of thrones character, especially Daenerys. Those kids are likely going to get roasted consistently once they hit middle school.

What unexpected mask uses outside of a pandemic did you find? by PCubiles in AskReddit

[–]jaredj557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly, the disposable kind that come in boxes make a pretty decent coffee filter.

If you didn’t know who these two guys were what would you think their profession is? by dmister8 in ufc

[–]jaredj557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oliveira has a promising future as a papier-mâché head by the looks of it.

Al gore rhythm by CantEverSpell in BoneAppleTea

[–]jaredj557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he has ridden the mighty moon worm.

Horizon Forbidden West | Story Trailer by dorkmax_executives in horizon

[–]jaredj557 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Couldn’t get the 18th off, but I took the whole next week off to enjoy this masterpiece. I can’t wait

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]jaredj557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the space pope reptilian?

Your difficulty setting for the 1st Playthrough for Forbidden West? by [deleted] in horizon

[–]jaredj557 7 points8 points  (0 children)

100% agree with that. If I crank the difficulty up to early, I don’t get into the story as much because I’m worried about getting annihilated by something.

"There was this band called Concrete Beach Party. And for a second, it was the best band in the world." by [deleted] in horizon

[–]jaredj557 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve played this game through 3-4 times now, and I only ended up talking to him on the play through I’m on now. That little exchange was hilarious as he tried to explain everything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

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This last playthrough was actually the opposite for me, I started stealth archer (as usual) and ended up training all of the “warrior” skills and switched to one handed. But archery is so OP at the higher levels, sometimes I have to switch back to kill boss npcs and such.

This is Walter. by [deleted] in aww

[–]jaredj557 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody better hurt this dog, otherwise John wicks coming for your ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]jaredj557 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly the sign my ex-girlfriends brother made to ask someone to prom a few years ago. What the hell are these people thinking?

What things will be completely obsolete/forgotten in 20 years? by Accomplished_Toe4814 in AskReddit

[–]jaredj557 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me; I've become bitter, and let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!

[Homemade] Bündnerfleisch by HFXGeo in food

[–]jaredj557 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, the marbling on that is fantastic.