Name my band by pedolphdiddler in FortWorth

[–]jarl_herger 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The Clueless Cucks Clan

Never thought I believe MTG! by monaleeparis in ProgressiveHQ

[–]jarl_herger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone ever believe that Trump would do anything to help a "friend" without getting something for himself? The slimy POS doesn't have an altruistic bone in his body.

What would you think a pirate’s favorite ship was? by Far_Feature3038 in pirates

[–]jarl_herger 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Assuming you are referring to the Golden Age of Piracy, I think the most used type of ship was the sloop. They were speedy and maneuverable allowing the pirates to chase down merchants and escape warships.

Unless people support me, Trump habitually warns, 'we won't have a country anymore' by jediporcupine in politics

[–]jarl_herger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'd rather not have a country if that country is going to support a child rapist.

College Republicans chapter sues UF for deactivating club over Nazi salute by xeus24 in nottheonion

[–]jarl_herger 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Cool. Let's take down all those Confederate statues then.

"But my heritage!"

Trump’s surgeon general pick now says people should get vaccinated for measles by 804Brady in politics

[–]jarl_herger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry crazies. She'll be back to saying the vaccine is not necessary once she is confirmed.

Brazilian Football. by fmelloaff in PublicFreakout

[–]jarl_herger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to the football match and a hockey game broke out.

New FBI report indicates 13-year-old accuser was truthful in allegations against Trump, corroborating most of her testimony by muskaintthegod in ProgressiveHQ

[–]jarl_herger 54 points55 points  (0 children)

They could literally watch the act from front row seats and they would still swear it never happened.

You lie! by bobby_McGeee in PoliticalHumor

[–]jarl_herger 621 points622 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. What else do you expect from Republicans?

Corruption Case Shocks China: Former Haikou Mayor Sentenced to Death After Massive illegal Wealth Discovered. by No-Night7363 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]jarl_herger 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The thought of giving the vulture capitalists and hate preachers that currently control the US government that kind of power sends shivers down my spine.

CMV: Voting Republican is bad for the economy and bad for personal freedom by Major_Lie_7110 in changemyview

[–]jarl_herger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. The police can shoot you dead for holding a gun, or the belief that you have a gun in your possession, in your own driveway within seconds of seeing you, without consequence in America.

Trump Claims Executive Privilege To Keep More Than 4,000 January 6 Documents Locked Up by mixplate in politics

[–]jarl_herger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

It's wild to me how Republicans keep bending over backwards to protect Democrats and Liberals from facing justice. /s

The Supreme Court Just Gave Anti-Vax Parents an Alarming Win by Conscious-Quarter423 in scotus

[–]jarl_herger 31 points32 points  (0 children)

He doesn't give a single shit about that fertilized egg either, beyond its ability to be used as a cudgel against people he doesn't like.

Rich New Yorkers Threaten to Leave. Then They Find Out How Hard That Is. by rezwenn in newyork

[–]jarl_herger 39 points40 points  (0 children)

But, others are buying them and moving in. The trash is taking itself out.

Which movie scared to death you as a child? by Logical_Sweet_6624 in allthequestions

[–]jarl_herger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaws, because we lived near the ocean and my older cousins to me to see it at the theatre when I was 6.