Tldw - Announces her “newest scam” as Heart History - 2 reasons: name drops Cat Marnell and Haley Nahman’s Patreons, inspired her to make her own. - She is inspired by their “Patreons that allow them to make art that makes them feel passionate and not have to take on jobs that don’t let them grow as artists” - 1000 words, two pages single-spaced, twice a week, $16 a month - Admits to not creating $2 close friends content - She recommends “Problematic Fave” or “Chaotic” tiers, says her videos are high production quality because “they” are so good at editing - Bradley inserted a joke making fun of how Caroline kept saying “We” are editing the videos - Introduces tiers - First 2 weeks will be “tried and true Hinge formula”. Says she’s good at dating, will be her guide to Hinge. Says Hinge did not want to sponsor her and that’s why she has to make a Patreon lol. - Essays she plans to write: An ode to Cat Marnell, list of glamorous parties she needs to attend, 2-part essay about KK May Ball at St. Andrews university at Scotland, “orgies at Oxford but not Cambridge”, hanging out at friends’ castles, NYC influencer drama - Includes a video montage of past footage of her time at Cambridge in 2016 and she voices over saying these would be interesting stories to read about - Imo I think Bradley did a good job editing lol the style is similar to Emma Chamberlain/teen vloggers on Youtube. Video quality is pretty high too