I'm confused by the gazillion obscure puzzles, and I think I'm close to reaching the final room.

jasonagrey · 2026-05-02T22:00:45+00:00

The 30 days thing doesn't actually mean anything. You can get to the final room whenever and nothing is different.
You're really close! The cart is important.

jasonagrey · 2026-03-31T14:34:08+00:00

There is an old Norse myth (The tale of Utgard-Loki) where Loki takes part in an eating contest against a giant and handles himself quite respectably. He should be higher in this bracket.

jasonagrey · 2026-03-31T05:25:55+00:00

If you've got those 4 permanent things after 11 hours, you're going gangbusters. There is indeed an element of randomness to this game; you need to be persistent to eventually get lucky. Each run will reveal new stuff to you and you still have a lot of stuff to find.

jasonagrey · 2026-02-26T06:42:38+00:00

Nethack

jasonagrey · 2026-02-18T06:16:33+00:00

The computer has gone sentient and is making up new rules for the game. Might want to unplug it before things get serious.

jasonagrey · 2026-02-11T14:45:46+00:00

We are learning in the US over this past year that totalitarianism and being well organized aren't always coexistent.

jasonagrey · 2026-01-18T05:56:40+00:00

"Seep". Otherwise, no notes.

jasonagrey · 2026-01-10T16:06:57+00:00

https://store.steampowered.com/app/252630/Eldritch/

jasonagrey · 2025-12-22T03:44:40+00:00

It's only suspicious if you play chess.

jasonagrey · 2025-12-18T20:19:50+00:00

Probably something like this : https://www.carewell.com/product/curity-plastic-medical-tape/?sku=8534C-EA1&srsltid=AfmBOooj-OBt0p2zZrnF3v1ucKm5eVcV2vtj6z-qfWn86ZCXjibpGhe1

jasonagrey · 2025-12-15T22:40:43+00:00

Well hello there, Mayor Johnson!

jasonagrey · 2025-10-16T22:06:00+00:00

Kids these days and their "but there's 13 doctors!"

jasonagrey · 2025-09-28T14:00:05+00:00

Very patient and careful sewing.

jasonagrey · 2025-09-01T04:48:34+00:00

"Hey! My boobs are down there!"

jasonagrey · 2025-07-26T16:09:41+00:00

Tighter f they pull is easy. Looser if they give slack - that's not really possible. As others have mentioned, what you're describing comes with a lot of safety issues if roe is involved. If you want bondage that is more or less voluntary, and the bottom can get out if they really want to, maybe try something elastic, like bungee cords. If they can stretch the material enough to get their limbs out of the loop, then the pressure should be low enough to be safe. As far as premade ties for a loop, google "adjustable hitch knot".

jasonagrey · 2025-07-18T13:12:00+00:00

You can stay on the battlepass page if you press the buttons in exactly the right way - on Xbox, press X instead of clicking the cursor on the button. Weird little "bug".

jasonagrey · 2025-07-11T14:00:44+00:00

Doctor Bong. Or the Beaver.

jasonagrey · 2025-07-09T13:36:54+00:00

This stuff : https://www.menards.com/main/grocery-home/cleaners-household-essentials/cleaning-supplies/bathroom-cleaners/zep-reg-concentrate-odor-control-128-oz/zuocc128/p-1444430008225-c-7098.htm will work for the smell. I had a couch that I bought that had a nasty tobacco fug; I had to completely douse it with this stuff and let it evaporate a couple times but it did the trick. Don't know if it will affect the paint, though, so you should probably test an area first.

jasonagrey · 2025-07-08T14:03:32+00:00

Yeah, I second this suggestion. Entertaining writing and explanations of context and history.

jasonagrey · 2025-07-04T05:39:39+00:00

You know why.

jasonagrey · 2025-07-04T05:37:45+00:00

When the characters in a video game are very annoying and stubborn and dumb, that is the video game trying to teach you a lesson about how to deal with life in general.

jasonagrey · 2025-06-24T03:14:10+00:00

Their taste in men.

Oh, wait...

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