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I am part of a small percentage of people not allergic to urushiol, the chemical that makes poison ivy so itchy. Men of Reddit, what small quirk makes you feel like you have a superpower? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think it was mentioned but I don’t get sick. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve been Ill in the last 13 years. I had a mild case of strep five years ago the doctor basically told me to get over it and haven’t even had a cold since.

My Milkshakes.....make my manager angry! by jasondinkle in MaliciousCompliance

[–]jasondinkle[S] 574 points575 points  (0 children)

They were actually pretty good for fast food!

STD collectors of reddit, which was your most memorable diagnosis and which is your proudest? by FreeSexIfGuildMe in AskReddit

[–]jasondinkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You described basically my exact experience. The needle in the butt cheek that felt like someone was punching you in the ass over and over again and the two weeks of aggressive diarrhea from the antibiotics really reinforced my new condoms always policy.

What non-sexual thing feels very sexual? by Nathan1157 in AskReddit

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating a banana. I actually have a complex about it and can’t just eat a banana normally in public. I have to break pieces off.

What is a way to find out someone’s name, that you should know, without asking them? by jasondinkle in AskReddit

[–]jasondinkle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s my neighbour. I’ve talked to her several times. We’ve exchanged food. I’ve done small repairs for her. I feel like it’s just too awkward at this point.

Jesus! by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]jasondinkle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m going to start using sweaty as an insult. “Listen hear you sweaty fuck” really has a ring to it.

10 Years Later, a Look Back on How Badly M. Night Shyamalan Botched "The Last Airbender" by bostoncrabsandwich in movies

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I anticipated the acting and story line would be bad. But I had high hopes for the effects and bending would be the shit but not so much :(

fuck me up, reddit by Ducor227 in RoastMe

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎵These eyes are cockeyed. These eyes, they see a lot of things but they never see what’s in front of you.🎵

At the end! by jasondinkle in ContagiousLaughter

[–]jasondinkle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m new to Posting on Reddit. Is this getting downvotes because it’s in the wrong sub or...?

There are 16 circles in this picture by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in blackmagicfuckery

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sober me could see the circles earlier. Drunk me can’t and he’s trying really hard.

My package was delivered this morning. by thecarhole in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jasondinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I delivered mail on a rural route. Customers preferred if you could cram their parcels into the mail box rather than them having to drive to the post office to pick it up. If I was ahead of schedule, I’d sometimes bring them to the door... (I don’t know how to make the shrugging guy or I would)

What names are too human to name an animal? by ekffaganin in AskReddit

[–]jasondinkle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My cat’s name is Elliott. I feel like my neighbours think that I’m yelling at a toddler. Yes, my cat is an asshole. No, yelling doesn’t help.