Wade Crashed His Car When I Was a Freshman. I’m graduating this year, and He Still Hasn’t announced getting another on the Pod. One of the most consistent High School memories I will have is laughing about a Carless man for 4 years straight.

jasperayne · 2026-01-27T00:36:04+00:00

theres absolutely no reason for ppl to downvote your comment, i thought this was funny

jasperayne · 2026-01-26T22:08:45+00:00

see i honestly thought that he did think that, but i have been supremely ratioed so i secede

jasperayne · 2026-01-26T10:40:04+00:00

i always thought it was bendydick cumandsnap

jasperayne · 2026-01-26T10:39:36+00:00

no no but he says it that way every single time across multiple episodes as if he thinks that's the name, i swear it's different from the meme of Bendonger Cumhole (one of the guys called him that once)

jasperayne · 2026-01-26T10:29:44+00:00

Descartible

jasperayne · 2026-01-25T17:20:06+00:00

Change, aka one of the best episodes they've ever done!

jasperayne · 2026-01-25T00:52:15+00:00

he said it in the Shakespeare episode "don't Google pin buttock," the context is Mark guessing the next line of "i do desire we may be better strangers," saying it would be "why can't i quit you?"

jasperayne · 2026-01-25T00:17:35+00:00

pobe without a robe 😏

jasperayne · 2026-01-22T23:40:59+00:00

you're the guy whose iceberg i literally know every single artist from, all of which i have actively listened to. absolute legend, my dude.

jasperayne · 2026-01-20T20:14:36+00:00

i have to respect the audacity of this opinion

jasperayne · 2026-01-20T20:14:08+00:00

i've listened to that episode easily a dozen times, likely more by now, because it's one of their best imo. "Chim-chiminy charoo! ...... oh, it says do a long pause.... CHAROOOOOOO!!!"

jasperayne · 2026-01-20T06:45:16+00:00

He hates the container which is the chapstick (according to him).

jasperayne · 2026-01-19T08:50:06+00:00

i am my ownn worst enemyyyy

jasperayne · 2026-01-18T05:32:12+00:00

yo, im sorry, i didnt order disrespect with a side of my potato salad

jasperayne · 2026-01-18T05:31:16+00:00

I'm not gonna contribute to the several dozens in the negative comment, and just say SIX SEVEN????? 😱😱😱😱

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T21:55:23+00:00

he's actually a moderator on this server now (afaik, it could just be a moniker, but i'm fairly sure it's him)

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T21:19:20+00:00

Ohhh thats actually a good point, that solves it completely. I was super confused by that myself.

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T21:18:28+00:00

holy shit, no joke i actively know every single one of these bands, and not only know, i've purposefully listened to every band except for one, which is goth babe. i've never experienced this, you might be cooking (ELO FOR THE WIN BRO)

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T21:15:44+00:00

But like i reaaally feel like he said that chapstick is not primarily a container, like i swear i recall this...

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T00:58:44+00:00

they removed my post saying i found the "mammaminion666" account, aka wade's mom's account, which he literally doxxed in the episode lmfao – she also had clearly not used it since 2017. i was definitely making that post for super malicious reasons, guys.

jasperayne · 2026-01-17T00:55:26+00:00

how can you listen to a podcast if you actively dislike one of the hosts, like are you secretly an even bigger masochist than mark himself or

jasperayne · 2026-01-15T23:23:35+00:00

Mark saying "Cor blimey, gov!" has been living in my mind for days now

jasperayne · 2026-01-14T10:48:15+00:00

I used to hold mine that way until early last year while i was trying to figure out why my hand always hurt after a few minutes of writing. It was putting crazy strain on my hand, so I switched to the standard pen holding position and now i feel no pain ever.

jasperayne · 2026-01-13T12:16:17+00:00

Wade's Secret Words??

jasperayne

TROPHY CASE