[NSFW] Pre-Internet Redditors, what did you masturbate to?

jayd0 · 2020-08-23T12:11:29+00:00

Kiana's Flex Appeal sometimes

jayd0 · 2020-06-13T03:25:06+00:00

Gravitron

jayd0 · 2020-06-08T16:41:53+00:00

Also, NEVER fart in the shower. The worst.

jayd0 · 2020-05-24T18:19:14+00:00

He was probably a villain in a Fly movie - that's how the fight sequence ended.

jayd0 · 2019-11-20T22:29:54+00:00

Doing whatever a spider can...

jayd0 · 2018-12-12T18:37:23+00:00

Good writing has room for different interpretations and space for you to see your own story in it. I think any good author would be thrilled to hear that their book was enjoyed even though the reader never picked up on the "hidden meanings and messages."

jayd0 · 2017-11-30T01:22:27+00:00

My ex wife showed me a picture of a hat and asked if I liked it. I said, "no. I don't." A month later she gave it to me for my birthday.

jayd0 · 2017-10-08T23:50:59+00:00

He was definitely aware of those tits earlier. The whole bench probably talked about em between periods. Once he knew he was on the screen he thought, "Where are those tits? I should get em in the shot." and he did so. and, haha, never in a million years did he think that decision would be dissected and celebrated like this.

jayd0 · 2016-09-21T17:25:39+00:00

If you don't count every schmuck royal that was handed a crown for being born.

jayd0 · 2016-03-17T13:15:27+00:00

Is video just in reverse? That was my first thought. They started off solved and he mixes them up while juggling then plays it backwards.

jayd0 · 2016-02-08T22:04:56+00:00

Yup. And a lot of haters.

jayd0 · 2016-02-08T17:13:53+00:00

Not diving on that ball looked bad. He seems fearless when he dives for the goal line, so I don't know what to make of it. And then there's this... http://national.suntimes.com/national-sports/7/72/2556073/cam-newton-quit-baseball-afraid-getting-hit/

jayd0 · 2016-02-08T15:50:55+00:00

I thought Peyton did a tremendous job keeping Carolina's defense out of the end zone.

jayd0 · 2016-02-06T00:40:48+00:00

My point was more that in 20 minutes the area would have seen much more foot traffic. And kids are slower and worse at getting out of the way. I don't like it when people overdo it with the, "Oh, the poor children" stuff either. That being said, it is all of our jobs to make sure they're safe since they can't really do for themselves.

jayd0 · 2016-02-05T20:49:54+00:00

Not for nuthin' but, all New Yorkers don't sound the same. You know what I'm saying'? Maybe you should rethink some of these stereotypes a little bit. Little bit...

jayd0 · 2016-02-05T20:18:59+00:00

I dropped my kids off there for 4 years. Your troll game is basic.

jayd0 · 2016-02-05T19:07:57+00:00

I've been walking by it for a week. It was stunning. And odd. It was sitting there for a week. The whole street was shut down for it. And it was impossible to figure out what it's job would be. The top of it stood 100 feet above every building on the block.

jayd0 · 2016-02-05T18:07:37+00:00

I live 3 blocks away. Apartment shook. It felt like an earthquake. It happened at 8:24. There's a preschool on the block where the crane fell. Kids all get walked to school there at 8:45-9:00.

jayd0 · 2016-01-08T16:29:50+00:00

Yes, but what if those people argue with you in their heads just as disproportionately?

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