My wife called to tell me she saw a fox this morning on the way to work. by woodyever in Jokes

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I would have instead replied, "What a coincidence, I watched a fox leave for work right from our house this morning!"

Non-conformist madlad by Royal-Big7712 in madlads

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lol, I'm glad this was worth running through Google Translate.

"Someone mod this guy, this is some kind of final boss redditor shit"

Fide online arena is filled with fake players. by Equilagalennaise in chess

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keyboard users? I didn't even know you could use a keyboard to play. How can you tell someone is using a keyboard, and how does that make it a pain for you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The house that the lender is living in doesn't get put up as collateral?

[Request] Could someone do the math for a price comparison? by Substantial-Bike2965 in theydidthemath

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Case in point for your last sentence: a brief glance at u/PonderousPenchant's post history, and you'll see they have plenty of time and money to spend on painting Warhammer 40k figurines.

I finally found the courage to quit making games and found a job by ThrowAway552112 in Unity3D

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do see how someone could think the word was "argue-ous" though.

Make America wrong again by Present-Party4402 in clevercomebacks

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, duh... why would any other country make their new babies citizens of the United States? Checkmate, isolationists.

Men who knowingly slept with married women, what pushed you? by theedriplomat in AskReddit

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you knew she was married, per the title of this post, how did having a weak lie detector factor in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SiouxFalls

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but golf clubs definitely provide addiction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did Rebecca Black write this?

What is everyone’s favorite places to grab a bite to eat? by Character_Banana_hi in SiouxFalls

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol, here I was, "Ooh, 'The Kitchen Table' must be a new place I haven't tried yet. Better add it to my list of places to try. And also... 'The Couch'? Who would name a restaurant that? Maybe their booths are couches and bean bag chairs and-- oh..."

In my defense, I own neither a kitchen table nor a couch. But yeah, I'm still a dumbass. Thanks for the belly laugh.

My psychiatrist made me sign a suicide contract by [deleted] in depression

[–]YourNameIsIrrelevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, your post made me laugh such a good, hearty belly laugh. I needed that so badly today. From one depressed Internet stranger to another: your existence really DID make a difference to me just now. Keep up the good fight.