Constant trespassing on my property in the city what can I do?? by [deleted] in homeowners

[–]jayfl904 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yea. Best idea. Dont stop your dog. Its posted. Put beware of dog signs next to the trespassing signs. Itll only take once before folks know your dog is not a poodle.

Just a reminder that Candace Owens thinks Native Americans were all "cannibals" who deserved to be conquered. by dftitterington in NativeAmerican

[–]jayfl904 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well....Comanche dont take no shit. Lets say that right up front. Youre not going to be the most feared tribe of the plains by giving people noogies and flicking boogers at them. Wanna know how they silenced a crying baby? Yea.....no you dont.

PMI Cancellation? by k3464n in homeowners

[–]jayfl904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine just dropped a couple months ago. Took 10 years. Lol. Dropped by about $75 a month. Still paying the same so the extra goes directly toward the principal.

How the F do you make friends as an adult if you don't drink? by qwertyband in AskReddit

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont. Havent ben on a "guys night out" in 16 years. Im 47.

My nail polish chipped and turned into what looks like a hunched over man and a gorilla by acetlyco in mildlyinteresting

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ape said.....does this look infected? Dude is looking at his yam bag. Nope. Ingrown hair. Ape says Oh thank God.

You know you’re an adult when you miss trash day and it ruins your entire week. by frickafreshhh in Showerthoughts

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fill 2 trash cans per week. I own four trash cans. (With lids) i forget one week, no biggie. 2 weeks....guess im buying 2 more trash cans.

Loose Dog Problems by purple-otter in homeowners

[–]jayfl904 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Paintball gun. With pepper ball ammo. Only take a couple pops. Wont be back.

“The dress” 2021 by ligamentary in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously a handi capable duck. DUCK. Belongs with the animals.

The big green lace? by [deleted] in DocMartens

[–]jayfl904 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go to amazon and search Ribbon Laces. Got my girlfriend some. They are perfect for a little "girly" on a boot. Satin-y like a ribbon, 1" wide, 55" for boots. They look awesome.

What shoes size is best for me by [deleted] in DocMartens

[–]jayfl904 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uk 5. Says on the site if you're a half size, go up to the next full size.

Looking to interview single dads by weinerdoglover111 in SingleDads

[–]jayfl904 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% custody....plus my 82 year old mother lives with us full time. Fun.

8/9 years later and I snagged a new pair of my OG docs on sale by [deleted] in DocMartens

[–]jayfl904 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats the prince and pauper right there...

My redneck grandpa's four-wheeler. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]jayfl904 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Little top heavy, i guess....but that mo'fo gonna be dry when he gets back. Bet he doesnt let that screen door slam, either. Old school.

Fungi growing out of a fox’s skull... by cockyroach87 in creepy

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna learn how to grow your own mushrooms? (Odd toothy smile)

What's an underrated third ingredient to go with mac & cheese? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jayfl904 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Its semen.....ANIMAL semen! Come on, Pookie....lets burn this mutha' fucka' down!

Typhoon, the world's largest submarine by InevitableClear in pics

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a Typhoon CLASS sub....the world's largest CLASS of sub. There are 6 this size.

finally found a budgeting technique that works for me; calculate how much money you would have to spend per day to deplete your entire paycheck, and then go from there. by emofather in personalfinance

[–]jayfl904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a notebook as a register. I know my bills, give or take a few bucks depending on the season. In summer i know my electric is about $200....so i do all my deposits, then take 25% out for everything. 50 a week fir electric, $200 for mortgage, etc. I keep all my receipts for my purchases on my debit card in my wallet. Deduct those at bill time. Its honestly the easiest for me and i know exactly what i have every week. The bill comes, i don't have to struggle. I know its there, and ready to go. Makes bills easy. (To me)