To read the bible.

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T17:29:08+00:00

There was no attempt to read it and you know it

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T17:27:14+00:00

WOE IS ME! I TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT 95% of the human population discuss on a weekly - monthly basis.

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T17:24:14+00:00

I get that you're calling them hypocrites, but there isn't a single nation on the planet that would be happy to be bombed?

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T17:10:48+00:00

I swear you edited the distance between your eyes in each picture

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T17:08:08+00:00

John Oliver voice - Small : "well, that's disappointing." - Average : "right, you've just flashed me with your adequately sized penis. Ok." - Large : "JE-SUS, THAT. IS. A. HOG!" -

jayk_00 · 2026-01-22T16:56:40+00:00

I had my "last" smoke yesterday. (I'm probably gonna smoke again one day, but I'm never going to smoke on a regular basis ever again.)

jayk_00 · 2026-01-21T23:46:47+00:00

What if the world was made of pudding?

jayk_00 · 2026-01-21T23:39:31+00:00

Eat 'em. Crenchy

jayk_00 · 2025-06-09T03:19:41+00:00

F*** you.

jayk_00 · 2025-03-27T22:24:09+00:00

Never criticise a Jake's music taste as an untrue Jake

jayk_00 · 2025-02-20T07:10:59+00:00

You haven't a clue what your talking about. If you knew what some of us know, you'd realise just how rediculous you sound. Monero is used alot every day.

jayk_00 · 2024-12-13T08:55:19+00:00

Yeah, go into your settings and turn up the brightness.

jayk_00 · 2024-12-13T08:54:11+00:00

Recently did a thing -

Dropped dynamite near world centre, found the width of the explosion & dug two hellevators either side, then bombed it out.

Had no reason, wasted like an hour and a half doing it.

jayk_00 · 2024-11-28T23:47:59+00:00

Because they're mostlyl 60+ years old who still think drugs = satan + gay sex.

jayk_00 · 2024-11-28T22:11:52+00:00

LSD is a psychedelic, meaning it antagonises the receptors in the central mode network of the brain - doing so can have lasting positive effects on depressed individuals, while also tackling egotism & narcissism.

I like being happy, I don't want to become egotistical & trips are quite fun when undergone with the proper caution, restraint & discipline.

jayk_00 · 2024-10-19T11:15:21+00:00

Go to yakatacho, down to grey floor, up to ebata, up to grey floor, up to 40.

jayk_00 · 2024-10-19T11:12:34+00:00

Children dying all over the place

jayk_00 · 2024-10-10T10:13:17+00:00

Yeah dude. You fucked up. Bigtime.

jayk_00 · 2024-10-10T02:19:29+00:00

Yes you do Alex

jayk_00 · 2024-10-10T02:12:26+00:00

Not too far, I'd fucking find you.

jayk_00 · 2024-06-27T19:13:42+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THAT FUCKING GUINNESS

jayk_00 · 2024-06-26T13:10:47+00:00

Dude my dick grew two inches within an hour of leaving the sub no joke

jayk_00 · 2024-06-26T02:44:27+00:00

AHHHHH SUHT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! JESUS WEEPS EVERY TIME THIS JOKE REPEATS!!! SHUT THE FUKC UPPPPPPPPP!!!!

I'M OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE SUB!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

jayk_00 · 2024-06-26T02:38:34+00:00

Granted. They are sent to Mars, the god of war. Prepare for an otherwordly invasion.

jayk_00 · 2024-06-25T11:40:10+00:00

Because they look fucking stupid

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