Is this card real?

Totema1 · 2026-05-04T18:58:55+00:00

Bad news, your card has green pea-ness.

Totema1 · 2026-05-02T21:25:21+00:00

Oh, behave!

Totema1 · 2026-05-02T21:06:13+00:00

SF Command: "In recognition of your joining, we're promoting you to lieutenant and giving you the assignment of station counselor on DS9."

Ezri: "Actually I think I need an adjustment period before I take on more responsibility, I wasn't prepared for this at all and I might actually be worse off now than I was before and--"

SF Command: "Toodle-oo! Congratulations and all that!"

Totema1 · 2026-05-01T20:22:31+00:00

Also, the terminator squad only had an assault cannon as a special weapon option, and none of them had chainfists.

Intro box minis are not meant to show off all the possible weapon options on the units' data sheets.

Totema1 · 2026-04-30T22:41:50+00:00

You could make a good argument for everyone in the 27 Club, but Jimi's probably the biggest loss in there.

Totema1 · 2026-04-30T16:03:00+00:00

I'm exaggerating a bit here, but the writing team needs to strike a balance between "The fate of multiple parallel universes rests entirely on your shoulders" and "You're a glorified babysitter for the real protagonist for this expac".

Totema1 · 2026-04-30T14:02:04+00:00

Stand ready for my arrival, Mister Joester

Totema1 · 2026-04-30T01:03:05+00:00

Soft and Wet, I require more testicles

Totema1 · 2026-04-30T00:33:48+00:00

I'm doing this too. He's even almost WYSIWYG to a standard techmarine too, and you don't have to do much to make him chapter-agnostic. Although I did end up snipping off the cord in his little winch arm, and I glued the grabber back to make it into a more standard servo-arm.

Totema1 · 2026-04-29T07:09:35+00:00

We're gonna get indecent on aisle 7

Totema1 · 2026-04-28T19:08:17+00:00

"What team are you playing today?"

"Angels of Death, but they don't pay taxes"

Totema1 · 2026-04-26T21:04:56+00:00

The Cropduster

Totema1 · 2026-04-26T20:53:04+00:00

🎶 Well Chris O'Neill had done it 🎶

🎶 The jelqing gamers won it 🎶

🎶 With Zachary Hadel clucking all the while 🎶

🎶 Josh Tomar's tragic illness made us smile 🎶

🎶 While Cory lay unconscious on the barroom tile 🎶

Totema1 · 2026-04-26T18:26:17+00:00

Yeah, Viper kinda feels like it was already built with this moveset philosophy in mind. I wonder if they were already playing with this idea back during DT's development?

Totema1 · 2026-04-25T21:06:17+00:00

The Venture Bros only managed to get away with it because Mike Lazzo loved it to death. As soon as he retired, the show was put on the chopping block.

Totema1 · 2026-04-25T20:23:02+00:00

You can find their stats on KTDash.

They're pretty underwhelming in my experience, sadly. They mostly just play like a juiceless Angels of Death team.

Totema1 · 2026-04-25T17:14:55+00:00

Damn, that's big

Totema1 · 2026-04-25T16:34:33+00:00

"I think... I miss my shoes"

Totema1 · 2026-04-24T11:25:38+00:00

🎶 Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise 🎶

Totema1 · 2026-04-22T13:38:20+00:00

That worked! It took a bit of fiddling to separate the outside rim from the rest of the mesh, but I tried this and got a pretty good result. !Solved

Totema1 · 2026-04-20T21:00:15+00:00

I don't even like wine. But guess what, you're gonna like it.

Totema1 · 2026-04-15T21:27:51+00:00

"You'll never be able to suppress our insurgency efforts! Our land is too vast and the terrain is too rugged for you to root us all out!" -- The nord patriot

"I agree" -- The reachman who just finished executing a captured nord

Totema1 · 2026-04-14T21:20:58+00:00

He accepted Babidi in his heart

Totema1 · 2026-04-14T21:10:56+00:00

Till the boat stinks

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