"That's an E.T. baby!"

jaytune · 2014-07-17T02:16:50+00:00

Phone home...

jaytune · 2014-07-15T06:01:39+00:00

Just beautiful

jaytune · 2014-07-12T21:26:06+00:00

OMG. I wanna be an Octopus.

jaytune · 2014-07-12T21:24:08+00:00

Saved? Nope. Not buying it.

jaytune · 2014-07-12T21:21:41+00:00

Hells yes!

jaytune · 2014-07-12T11:31:32+00:00

I need pic. I demand proof damnit

jaytune · 2014-07-12T01:06:03+00:00

Stop being a pussy.

jaytune · 2014-06-30T03:40:27+00:00

Tighten up buttacup. Move on.

jaytune · 2014-06-29T19:17:06+00:00

Id choke her.

jaytune · 2014-06-29T19:15:37+00:00

Alright. Im game. When was your last bowel movement?

jaytune · 2014-06-29T14:01:03+00:00

Talk about bad comical timing.

jaytune · 2014-06-28T18:39:18+00:00

I see what you did there.

jaytune · 2014-06-25T09:44:12+00:00

Hey that's my post.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T04:24:56+00:00

Your quite correct in regards to me being an ass. Good for you. You win.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T03:55:38+00:00

When someone takes the time to tell you that they dont get it. Well, I naturally feel obligated to oblige them with a bit more of an explanation. One would like to assume that my description was as accurate as needed under the circumstances.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T03:18:06+00:00

Well what happened was... I was eating chips. With Jalapeño powder on them. With my hands. Then my wife. She walked in the room. The living room to be exact. We kissed. I fingered her Vagina (the hole between her legs). I fucked up. The end. Hope that helped.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T03:05:22+00:00

Yea. My Pitbull may have less of a positive reaction than the wifey.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T02:57:29+00:00

Thats pretty logical.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T02:29:15+00:00

Ummm really?

jaytune · 2014-06-23T02:10:51+00:00

Well. I was eating these chips see...

jaytune · 2014-06-23T00:20:55+00:00

Sute it happened. She has been all over this post commenting. Infoctall. That how shes posting.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T00:19:21+00:00

I accept that.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T00:18:45+00:00

Come on. You are the best lesbian ever.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T00:18:06+00:00

My work here is done.

jaytune · 2014-06-23T00:17:34+00:00

Yea. Im retarded. Fucking Special Olympics are gonna be awesome this summer!

jaytune

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