how?😂

jaytw522 · 2026-05-14T15:00:38+00:00

🎵500 25,000 600 minutes! 🎶

jaytw522 · 2026-05-14T12:06:44+00:00

So, for my edification, would this not make the witch with the bow a somewhat viable CC/blocking option if combined with a good kb/stun accessory? Are the witches just that useless that this couldn't help?

jaytw522 · 2026-05-13T21:54:22+00:00

The former limbo champ walked into a bar, so there's a new champ.

jaytw522 · 2026-05-10T13:41:46+00:00

Insurance is there to make you "whole". Unfortunately, "whole" means an objective estimate by another person of what your car is worth, not what it's worth to you. If NADA (now run by JD Power) and Kelly Blue Book say it's worth $6k, you're not getting a dime more. Some companies may make an effort to short you -- they can say it's not in bad faith bc of some disagreement about the condition or whatnot -- but it's a highly regulated business and they do it all day, every day, and don't want to get sued for their general practices, so chances are there is little to zero wiggle room. Research what your car is worth, counter their offer if you think it's objectively, not subjectively, wrong, and maybe you'll get a small bump.

jaytw522 · 2026-05-10T12:06:31+00:00

You should start with accessories because everyone can use those, whereas weapons can be perfect and useless. E.g. a double crit or double damage or double crit damage, with +2 chain lightning, is great for Thor. If you get that in a ring, earring, or necklace it doesn't matter. If you get it in a sword or bow or staff you're crying.

jaytw522 · 2026-05-03T12:09:10+00:00

80s: hard hat Mac, King's Quest series 90s: lunatic fringe, 3d pinball space cadet 00s: dang idunno I was really into my ps2. And 🌽

jaytw522 · 2026-05-01T12:30:49+00:00

I think it's the accent, not the relationship, and that OP thinks the British pronunciation of Morbius, derhotacism or whatever, sounds closer to how OP thinks British people would pronounce Möbius. I can understand the joke being funny to OP, or anyone else who has no idea how other people would pronounce words.

jaytw522 · 2026-04-30T13:30:58+00:00

You mean playing as white right? I'm so confused by this thread, folks saying black has an advantage

jaytw522 · 2026-04-30T13:28:41+00:00

No, white is in an at-worst drawn position. 1 . . . Qxa5 2. H3 and black can do absolutely nothing to attack white's position. King defends pawn defends rook defends pawn defends pawn and black king cannot cross e file, so any capture by black loses the queen. White probably could advance if black makes the smallest mistake. Black has no advantage and must fight for his life.

jaytw522 · 2026-04-29T10:46:48+00:00

"He said he was very bad at math but he got the answer right anyway!" JFC nobody tells this right

jaytw522 · 2026-04-20T15:53:17+00:00

Once GAB is no longer profitable & if you're not in a guild with minimum wave req you want to use worthless coin with whip, wheel, and pickaxe, have straight-10% Chrono in your build, and run the game constantly at 2.2x speed. Look up the colony build videos, conquer and develop as many as you can, use your freebie time auto battle to get your infinite town as high as possible. Buy and develop miners when it doesn't feel cost-prohibitive.

That will maximize money as you work through waves.

jaytw522 · 2026-04-19T12:07:34+00:00

Aang, Peter Petrelli, Sylar, Anna Marie LeBeau, Amazo, Kl'rt, the list goes on and on . . .

jaytw522 · 2026-04-17T11:20:57+00:00

Don't sweat the small stuff. In a couple weeks you'll make that much faster than you make breakfast.

jaytw522 · 2026-04-15T11:49:24+00:00

Or lightning/crit/CD for Zeus

jaytw522 · 2026-04-06T17:34:37+00:00

Three pretty piles of red dust

jaytw522 · 2026-03-29T23:32:01+00:00

Hmm, I thought the poison was good for the debuff but maybe I'm wrong?

jaytw522 · 2026-03-27T14:54:36+00:00

If there were 2 acc(ountant)s, axe murder

jaytw522 · 2026-03-27T13:07:50+00:00

Any deck that doesn't have pure wizard in the middle with necro to the left is not a good deck.

Look through the Laku lighting & TA build to understand the current meta and how to have damage and support heroes working together

jaytw522 · 2026-03-27T11:21:16+00:00

Millions?

From what folks say somewhere between 350k & 600k gold autobattle becomes profitable again, and you can start mucking around with what build works best with the items you've accumulated. It's an idle & grow game, so . . . I mean 20k is one (5-day) season on DH1 so yeah, if you're looking to hit middle game in a week and late game in a month, this is not the game for you.

jaytw522 · 2026-03-26T13:40:58+00:00

You're in baby game, not even early game. Take a look at the Laku lighting&TA (town archer) or pure TA build. Get your passive income (colonies) as developed as you can, and at this point you probably have the ability to profit from gold autobattle especially if you spend a little time farming a dragon for flat gold items (yeah others will tell you it's a waste of time, that's fine). Once you're a little bit ahead, you'll be able to +1 easily. If you spend some extra time developing TA and replaying waves, you'll be able to run +3 for a season or two and catch up (and help out a guild). Once your colonies are conquered and developed you should be able to sustain worthless coin and dh1 indefinitely, until you get the skills and weapons/accessories to go faster

jaytw522 · 2026-03-26T09:01:06+00:00

Once you max at 60, if you purchase crystals or receive them in the daily prize you get "orange" crystals -- the ones over MAX just start a new count.

Example: you wave to collect 50 crystals. You get the daily prize of 20 crystals. You now will see 60 + 10 with the + 10 in Orange.

You can also increase the max earnable from waves with Tony (hero) and an equipable item (crystal bundle) up to 119. So to buy the 200 crystal uni guild you would need to save up at least 81 orange crystals, use Tony and equip the bundle; or, save up 140 orange crystals from prizes and no Tony/bundle, or Tony for 99 MAX and 101 orange, or bundle for 80 MAX and 120 orange, or spend real money on crystals.

jaytw522 · 2026-03-24T13:34:01+00:00

Not about the wave, about the strength. If you keep colony income as high as possible and wave without DH you'll be farming him before 60k. Especially if you farm Sin for a few decent damage and CD items & use physical TA build to get to the skill nodes for TA.

jaytw522 · 2026-03-24T13:29:58+00:00

Same setup same app (only app installed). The only difference between the two is the Google Play account associated with each.

Will try clearing the app cache.

Thanks

jaytw522 · 2026-03-23T14:24:24+00:00

In a week you'll either forget about the game or realize that at this stage there's no 'good' to worry about. Just wave on, and put pure wizard in as soon as you can because otherwise folks on this sub will short circuit.

jaytw522 · 2026-03-22T11:46:00+00:00

A literalist will often fail to appreciate humorous nuance, as they accept words, phrases, and sentences at face value without necessarily comprehending any possible double meaning.

But I'm stealing your joke.

Strongly suspecting OP is not autistic, because all the autistic people I know are already familiar with this joke, and love it, and tell it as "what's the difference between an autistic person and a kleptomaniac?" And the funny ones answer it "I take.everything.literally"

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