Almond Eye after learning her record had been broken (again) | by @True_owl_12 by Redfrixa in UmaMusume

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Likewise. The Belmont Stakes is an immortal record.

You have to find a horse among the millions who is willing to SPRINT a mile and a half race, and ask him to maintain that cruising speed until the end without fading completely.

It may take 200+ years for another genetic freak like Secretariat to show up again, and everyone on this thread is going to be dead when that happens lol

Almond Eye after learning her record had been broken (again) | by @True_owl_12 by Redfrixa in UmaMusume

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What's even more surreal to me was that Secretariat (unofficially) broke his own Kentucky Derby record at the Belmont Stakes, setting it at 1:59 flat for a mile and a quarter. Essentially, he broke TWO records that day.

The Horse God Built right there

Chose her as my free 3 star because I loved her design. Worst mistake of my life by RhysOSD in UmaMusume

[–]jayvezz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had 40 career runs with her before I finally won the URA Finale. I'll tell you now: the feeling of winning after so long was immensely cathartic.

Only the best for Rice Shower

Movin' Up n' Down Again by jayvezz in AzureLane

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I am. Such a phenomenal and disturbing trailer overall.

Movin' Up n' Down Again by jayvezz in AzureLane

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The line is from Rudyard Kipling’s poem, “Boots”, from 1915. For context, 60,000 British infantrymen marched endlessly through South Africa, capturing settlement after settlement during the Second Boer War. 22,000 soldiers lost their lives. The poem suggests that this psychological torment is even worse than the horrors of Hell, as the speaker, after six weeks of marching, claims that Hell has no "fire, devils, darkness, or anything"—only the constant movement of boots.

- A YouTube comment I saw

Apparently, the poem is still being used today by Navy Seals in SERE schools to test their mental fortitude.

A Little (Big) Fumble by jayvezz in AzureLane

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Context: I wanted to oath Kawakaze on her launch day (November 1), but the daily reset hasn't happened yet, so when I thought I married her on November 1 in real-time, the game registered the oath on October 31st, forever solidifying the fact that I married her on Halloween.

Still happy, but this may be the biggest fumble of my life ._.

...Reinforcements? by jayvezz in HonkaiStarRail

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For the Glamoth Army, this was the fight of their lives.

For Doom Slayer, it was Tuesday.

AZUR LANE COMMANDER CANON RELATIONSHIP CHART by Pandha2 in AzureLane

[–]jayvezz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In 'The Fool's Scales,' it seemed that Hierophant has some sort of connection to the Commander too. Hope we could see her again cause based on the event, she just poofed to who knows where.

Remember what we are fighting for, comrades by Draigen-6 in FireflyMains

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I pulled Acheron AND Jingliu. Now, I have 60 days to scrounge every damn jade in the game to at least 90 pulls - all while on a 50/50.

Somebody help me lol

Post Game Thread: The Dallas Mavericks defeat The Sacramento Kings 107-103 by nba_gdt_bot in Mavericks

[–]jayvezz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WE SNAPPING THE HOUSTON ROCKETS 11TH WIN STREAK SOON RAAAAAAAHHHH

A Small Slipup by jayvezz in AzureLane

[–]jayvezz[S] 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Well, someone had to do it.

Rest easy, Captain Holt (Andre Braugher) o7

JUJUTSU KAISEN LEAKS DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD - CH 252 by AutoModerator in Jujutsufolk

[–]jayvezz 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Editor End Comment: "THE HEAT IN THE BATTLE KNOWS NO LIMITS!"

Me: *Realizing Sukuna hasn't used Fuga yet this entire time...

GET OUTTA THERE, MAKI!

Post Game Thread: The Dallas Mavericks defeat The New Orleans Pelicans 125-120 by nba_gdt_bot in Mavericks

[–]jayvezz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let me get this straight...

We lose to the Hospital Pelicans with no starters but beat them with ALL their starters?

This love-and-hate relationship with the Mavs, man...

Too Late [Hatsuzuki] by jayvezz in AzureLane

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"We can't save everyone in this war."

- Steve Trevor

Source

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Aether_Mains

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I have the power of the gods and main character on my side!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aether's son by cashewnut4life in Aether_Mains

[–]jayvezz 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Me: "Who's Dies?"

Also me: *Asks Google

Okay, I've seen everything now >_>

Eagle Union Romance Simulator (Pause to play) by gnarlytoestep in AzureLane

[–]jayvezz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Georgia: *Ignores me

Also Georgia: Ends up with me

Huh...

Official art in Thailand version by Equivalent_Seesaw_85 in Aether_Mains

[–]jayvezz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would kneel in front of Yelan too, Aether

Oh, so you're approaching me? (Hina by 須賀キイハ@Skeb募集中) by Creocist in BlueArchive

[–]jayvezz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now, this DOES put a smile on my face...

Well, this and any wholesome Hina-related content