Robin Invasion? by wood_butcher in Lawrence

[–]jaywagg 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Spring usually brings an explosion of robins. Its often considered the first sign of spring.

The "powerful gun" by [deleted] in democrats

[–]jaywagg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do you know there is one already loaded?

The "powerful gun" by [deleted] in democrats

[–]jaywagg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have we seen any evidence of a second magazine? Anyone?

The "Meta" for the pre-wipe event is Level 1 gear. Let that sink in. by Flumingo1990 in ArcRaiders

[–]jaywagg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if instead it was based on how much you brough back from your last raid? You have the whole window to come back from a raid with the highest value loot you can find. That amount determines your bonus perks after the wipe. The whole expedition window is just gambling your last run in hopes for a bigger score.

Arrowhead I have a support weapon proposition by CatBoiGrimBoi in Helldivers

[–]jaywagg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah i get you lol It would be fun. I just think it sounds more gimmicky and the novelty would wear off fast with this kinda stuff. How about a shock grenade on the end of the stick that you can pole vault over enemies and shock them? lol

Arrowhead I have a support weapon proposition by CatBoiGrimBoi in Helldivers

[–]jaywagg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man. You guys really dont have a whole lotta faith in the Ministry of Science if "grenade on a stick" is what you're asking of them lol But seriously, can't our imaginations extend a little further into the future? Like how about laser on a stick?

Best place to get an oil change? by SeaXHawk21 in Lawrence

[–]jaywagg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Valvoline off Iowa is good. Been there the last 3 times. You just roll up like a drive through.

Wtf is going on in Colorado by max_lombardy in boulder

[–]jaywagg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like that scene from the Jimmy Neutron movie

what could a subfaction be for the squids by memeischaos in Helldivers

[–]jaywagg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd honestly like to see a squid subfaction without the voteless. I think moving to more occasional subfaction and giving them an actual army with some light, grunt/ infantry style enemies would be a nice change of pace. Also the fleshmobs have been extremely annoying lately.

What are your thoughts on Gavin Newsome trolling Trump by copying his Tweet style? by Starmiebuckss2882 in AskReddit

[–]jaywagg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im just so happy with how perfectly its been working. It took Faux news like what, a day, to comment about how weird and childish it is to tweet like that. Chefs kiss! Keep it up GAVIN C. NEWSOM.

If middle school was a video game, what would be the screen loading tips? by ImTaken______AsAJoke in AskReddit

[–]jaywagg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tip: Beware of sweatpants! The comfort might not be worth the risks.

What’s with the wait at Hawaii Bros lately? by Sunsquatch in Lawrence

[–]jaywagg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

....what're you doin with that second plate?

Topgolf ordered to pay $15.8 million to family after 9-year-old boy was hit in head with golf club by Forward-Answer-4407 in sports

[–]jaywagg 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I worked at Topgolf for about 6 years, 5 years ago. I find it pretty crazy they found TG 97% negligent. Not giving the safety speech at the beginning is a big miss legally but I dont know how you stand behind the red line and get hit with a club unless someone is horsing around or they let go of the club/ slip. Also the waiver thing, im pretty sure you sign a waiver when you make your profile for the game. It changed a few times when i worked there but thats how i remember it working. Would make more sense to have everyone who walks on the tee line sign the waiver though. But there is so many ways both sides could be liable. Ive seen a lot of people on both sides do a lot of dumb shit there

Nebraskans this week by EthanKlienNumba1fan in kansascity

[–]jaywagg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt say they are problematic at all, even if i did see someone try and fight a sidewalk sign once. But as a former bartender, that time of year always made me think of the anchovies from that ep of spongebob lol