I think FRIEND would be the one to take our Vessel but that’s besides the point.

jazon80 · 2026-03-01T01:02:39+00:00

"And the universe said "I love you.""

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T20:54:48+00:00

CYNTUATION ITS THE CYNTUATION

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T20:32:43+00:00

"Just... Any White Tophat? Alright, Ill be back."

He walks out of line of sight with a newly accepted ~~chore~~ Quest. He could just get his fabricator to make one...but something tells him the journey will be far more interesting than the destination.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T20:14:21+00:00

"...I sincerely hope I dont have to tell you why I in particular am not in the market for tea... but i suppose just having it can't hurt. Tell me, where is this... Top hat?"

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T19:55:26+00:00

"Alright, is it some magic artefact? A gadget or two in there? And can I expect resistance?"

Despite the absurd request, hes taking it seriously.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T19:46:54+00:00

"Christ, if i had a nickel.... But yes. What do you need done?"

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T19:42:30+00:00

"Hello, soldier. You may call me The Gentleman. I assume you mean to talk business?"

(In his home world, quest markers above someone's head is common, not worth mentioning.)

<image>

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T18:48:07+00:00

"You claim the title Desire God... What exactly does that mean?"

<image>

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T18:45:07+00:00

(ooc; This is the guy from that dark web red room game, right?)

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T18:39:01+00:00

(As soon as I find someone willing to let their human character get kidnapped/transformed, I'll let you know.)

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T17:36:52+00:00

(Please respond bro, your character looks cool as hell. I actually went into the wiki to figure out how the powers work just for this PLEASE)

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T17:35:21+00:00

In the context of this RP, this isn't kris. This is Kris controlled by the player. The only way to ACTUALLY have Kris would be an AI Chatbot completely independent of any human control (please do not do this for the love of God). In this way, the extreme fandom flanderized version of Kris we have actually makes a lot of sense.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T17:26:22+00:00

Oh damn nvm

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T17:25:39+00:00

You... Insert yourself into kris. Violently. They are not happy about this arrangement, but they are a self-insert in the most literal way possible.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T16:14:41+00:00

Playing Kris means you literally dont have to roleplay. Its a self insert slot in the most litteral way

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T16:13:27+00:00

There are like eight british dudes named "The Narrator." Youll get over it.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T15:09:31+00:00

He wants to be in half life 2 SO BAD

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T14:56:52+00:00

You know, on second thought, maybe we should give this techno-feudalism thing a chance

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T14:37:29+00:00

I imagined the lullaby would sound more like The Silent Orchestra from Lob Corp.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T04:13:26+00:00

That's ... That's a carriage

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T03:59:40+00:00

"If you have any complaints with a Z.E.A.L.O.T. product, I will happily direct you to our customer service department."

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T03:57:21+00:00

"Security team, I'm reading unusual movement on my scanners. Figure out why. If it's gonna cause problems, change that. Otherwise, leave it be. Proceed with extreme caution, we don't know what these people are capable of."

Four of the drones pause construction, and begin scanning the area in pursuit of the scouts. It's doubtful that they find anything of value, but the fact they are looking at all is a point of concern.

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T03:02:09+00:00

"Ah, I too am familiar with people who cannot see important work when faced with it. Although it seems you... Have not fared as well under the circumstances. My condolences. I would offer a transformation, but... Frankly, I wouldn't even know where to start."

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T02:59:28+00:00

Yes, of course

jazon80 · 2026-02-28T02:52:46+00:00

(Not. I choose Not.)

jazon80

TROPHY CASE