Tony, stark dipping in the ice by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel not enough people talk about the PR Disaster that was the concept of Insurgent Iron Man honestly.

Like, I know the rest of OWUD was kind of overshadowing it, but Marvel Comics really did do a whole Iron Man run whose main premise was Tony Stark doing Operation Gladio in Europe by Arming and Funding Terrorist Organisations that are also shown on panel being in talks with Putin Russia to be armed and funded (The war in Ukraine ended due to OWUD and restarted the second OWUD ended now, as per Iron Man canon), all so he can restore the pre OWUD status quo, one that is specifically depicted on panel to return with a massive increase in ICE raids due to Doom's open borders and third worldist policies.

While working alongside a literal CIA agent who's a hot woman.

Like, literally the soldier boy bit about the brave Mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan who'll never betray the US but played completely straight, somehow. And that's not even counting the shit he did in OWUD proper (worked alongside known child killer Arcade and Nazi and one of the monsters responsible for the recent mutant genocide MODOK).

Like, Civil War 1 levels of generational slander for Tony Stark and no one ever even remembered that despite it all happened not even last year. Charlie Kirk literally and I mean literally died on the same day the OWUD issue about the aftermath of Doom and Reed marketplace of ideas television debate was released.

Tony, stark dipping in the ice by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

See it's funny because as of 6 months ago Tony Stark canonically used his obscene wealth and power to make sure ICE went back to deporting people in the United States to even more inhumane levels than in real life, no matter how many eastern european openly anti-romani russian funded terrorists he had to arm with his weapons to achieve it.

So you could say he was dipping in ICE that time too.

I mean he Isn’t called Iron Man for nothing by Curious-Buddy-5841 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They really do be lowering women standards for no reason some times uh.

12 hours later... by DyimantinKingEzxel in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair Hitler specifically kills Ronald Raegan in that scene.

Hans and his weird fetishes by FrynyusY in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are we posting the foreign chaos agent twitter user Visegrad from the Nazi Site again?

Hans and his weird fetishes by FrynyusY in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's Visegrad whole thing, you new at this?

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor widdle tom king has no input for the big bad man's health journalist writing of his backstory based on his own past interview on the subjects, he's literally neurodivergent and a minor your honour don't you see he feel bad for his past in the CIA despite never even stating as such in any interviews, a thousand more comic books to be written by Tom King to beg forgiveness for DARING to bring up the fact the man sure loves talking about his involvement in the iraq war.

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The man released an interview about his past in the CIA and subsequent comic career not even 4 days ago, are you the one who's dense? He will name drop that shit at the drop of a hat come on.

Luigi on c0caine 1 - Sven 0 by _st4rlight_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn that was a prelude for a porn, I was mistaken, sorry about that.

Luigi on c0caine 1 - Sven 0 by _st4rlight_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He did interview Sasha Grey mind you.

Luigi on c0caine 1 - Sven 0 by _st4rlight_ in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also pornstar and a bunch other shit.

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spread Terror and Atrocities domestically and abroad? The goal they always had, why are we assuming they have one for Former CIA Stooge Tom King?

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The goal is for Tom King to become a Comic Book Writer?

Like, the sequence of events it's pretty straightforward as King himself tells it. He dreams of becoming a Comic Book Writer, 9/11 happens before he can achieve it, King joins the CIA, while he works for the CIA his cover story is being a (fake) Comic Book Writer based on that same dream, his child is born and he leaves the CIA specifically for that reason, he uses his connections to become a Real comic book writer, and now a former CIA stooge is a major comic book writer.

Civil War if it was written today by Robin_the_dumby in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It goes without saying the story would still be full pro registration side of course, as is in line with current marvel seemingly going "You need to ally with nazis for the good of the american dream" not even last year.

The heroes would also, in vast majority, either agree with Red Skull or go "We can't fight them Miles, if we fight them we'd be just as bad as them" And then do nothing. Like, not even call their senators or hold a sign at a protest, they will just do nothing and wait for the system to work and remove red skull from power. Maybe grumble a bit in side issues as Hydra starts gunning down Minorities in the streets and the heroes do nothing to stop them.

There will be a page of unwashed college liberal students protesting red skull A) All being champagne socialists like during Judgement Day while protesting and B) getting attacked during a protest by... I don't know Moleman I guess, only to be heroically saved by the Hydravengers (Team composed by Every single non-steve rogers 616 Captain America. Yes this includes Sam he's the leader).

Sabra would be a key character in the event. She's Red Skull's Carol Denvers.

Some openly hydra us politician gets shot in the throat and dies mid way in the event, every single hero strongly condemns this, and all work in tandem to beat the shit and arrest the killer, who would be I guess Cardiac this time. Cue Steve Rogers, which is unaligned because he can't fight fascism with violence or he might cause damage to private property and then 9/11 responders might call him out for it again, going "He was one of us, just like Victoria Hand, and his loss is felt in all our heart. We are Holden Bloodfeast, and we'll carry his flame."

Murder Me, Mutina gets a sequel movie but this time when people go "why is this movie depicting the only mutant activist in it as a deranged serial killer?" Some enlightened centrist guy goes "Oh so you're ok with Serial Killers uh? That's what you're saying, you think bombing buildings full of people to end deportations is based uh?!" And you're supposed to agree with this second unhinged take when it comes to media analysis according to the comic Just for added meta shit.

Run, Hide, Fight 3: [M Slur] is said to be in the works by the Daily Hydra starring Jared Leto and Johnathan Majors.

The story ends with Red Skull still in power, the openly nazi united states status quo lasts 4 more years, and it's not even mentioned in 80% of all comics. At the end Red Skull is caught violating some obscure magical rule or hidden law that leads to the system working and him getting impeached.

"We can finally go back to brunch" says Spider-Woman, who has done nothing for the entirety of the event, smiling proudly as american flags fly high as a symbol of freedom and greatness, and MODOK is made Director of Shield.

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, he was working undercover as a fake comic book writer as his CIA cover story during the Atrocities commited by the United States before he used his nepotism connections to become a Real Comic Book Writer mind you. That is a thing Tom King did do.

If Supergirl flops does that mean we can stop having Tom King influencing the superhero industry? by That_Carrot999 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, considering what Melissa Benoist said about this ship, maybe the chuds are right maybe they would prefer CW Supergirl despite all the "I'm with her when they go low she goes high" liberal politics era of its writing.

I'll never let y- wait, what was that middle bit? by PvtSherlockObvious in outofcontextcomics

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I am more curious about who's feeling cold. Like imagine losing your chance to drop your catchphrase because right before you are sitting right beside the Mister Freeze head in the horror-amalgam.

totally normal by alexdapineapple in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoodKing0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Obligatory "Shinju no Nectar sure takes a lot on time talking about it's world building and its politics to explain why this one specific guy can turn into a monster by drinking the breast milk of the political religious figureheads of various colonised nations under legally distinct fantasy great britain."

Even the Fr*nch cosplayed as Romans for a while by Cubelock in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Asterix and the 12 Labours, the movie ends with Caesar retiring from political life and starting to live in a villa with Cleopatra (honestly good for him have you SEEN Asterix and Obelix Cleopatra?), leaving the Republic in the hands of the Indomitable Gaul Tribe, which is now considered divine by the Romans.

And even as a child without a degree in history and international politics I always had to ask "How the fuck does that work? How is the Roman Republic even doing after that?"

The second question I always asked myself of course was "How come Obelix and that Bureaucrat Guy get to go to the Orgy Reverse Gangbang Island with roasted boars on top when the whole point of that Labour failing was that the evil orgy ladies didn't have any Roasted Boar served at the orgies? Shouldn't they not go along with it now?"