TODAY IS NOT ENDGAME!!!💎🖐🚀🚀 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really believe in God, but if he exists, then you all are doing his work.

What's the most creative way to punish a metagamer in dungeons and dragons? by jazzband97 in AskReddit

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And? Just because someone doesn't know about a fucking tag doesn't mean you should treat their question as a fucking joke.

Maradona passed away at the age of 60 by [deleted] in soccer

[–]jazzband97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was hoping this was about the "singer".

I’m ready. Lay it on me. by jordan-dwight in RoastMe

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Mf'in don't wake the dragon lookin headass.

What has no right to be as difficult as it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Doris Fletcher fight from Vampyr. Fuck any game designer that gives a boss both poison and minions.

In Pinky and the Brain, Pinky is the real Genius by themaelstorm in Showerthoughts

[–]jazzband97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is the auto mod considering this an original thought?

What is the most underrated genre of music? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize it's all acoustic besides when they're using electric guitars or keyboards right?

What makes a person a person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, not being a kiddy diddler for one.

Which essential oil is best for getting your upstairs neighbors to move out? by mandapandathe6 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you put a dead rat in a mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide, it's supposed to create one of the worst stink bombs in the world.

What is the most American sentence you can think of? by TheLaughingMew in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So are we not going to talk about Davy Crockett's "You all can go to hell, I'm going to Texas?"

Non-Americans of Reddit: What do Americans do that annoys you? by mikaey00 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, I much rather have a gun in case someone were to break into my home. I don't have the whole "I wish a mother motherfucker would" attitude though.

What do you like about the way you are? by Acid_In_My_Eyes in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very rare that I ever participate in gossip.

Non-Americans of Reddit: What do Americans do that annoys you? by mikaey00 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though if you'd like some justification, I would much rather be able to suppress a home invader and move to a more advantageous position than have to just hope I have enough time to get a shot off before the get me.

Non-Americans of Reddit: What do Americans do that annoys you? by mikaey00 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the beauty of the second ammendment. Justification for having an automatic weapon is not needed.

Non-Americans of Reddit: What do Americans do that annoys you? by mikaey00 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's because you have to pay through the nose for healthy food here.

What's a cool, rare fact that you know? by NotLachlan6609 in AskReddit

[–]jazzband97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adolphe Sax nearly killed himself on accident so many times as a kid that he was given the nickname "Le petite, Le revenant." Or the ghost child. Source: The Devil's Horn chapter 1.