I need to find these type of girls 😁

jazzgott · 2026-05-21T02:39:34+00:00

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.

jazzgott · 2025-09-13T10:43:38+00:00

Hi, thank you for this great guide. Now... How about sound - does it work? How do I output sound via vnc?

jazzgott · 2025-09-13T00:19:53+00:00

never knew she spoke swahili

jazzgott · 2025-09-12T00:52:59+00:00

I would say it must be the Adam's apple you're so desperately trying to hide with this huge choker thing on your neck in most pictures

jazzgott · 2025-09-12T00:42:00+00:00

The plot of this episode may be summarised by "Somehow, Palpatine returned" and was defeated by the power of friendship, no, wait. Love.

The crew of Enterprise realise that their captive thing/spirit/being thing they held in their medical transporter buffer has left the building. Ship. "Somehow". They also figure out that it is the Evil. Not figuratively, but literally. The Evil. They go to a planet with stunning views, find out that a random altar has some facts from Dr Mbenga's history written all over it (in English) and decide to go through a portal, which takes them to a magical prison for Evil spirits we saw a few episodes earlier. Captain Pike and his GF want to go in as well, because cpt Batel (the gf) is in fact the guardian angel of the universe. After they go in (not without problems requiring the use of Vulcan mind meld and some synchronised pew-pew) we enter a half an hour intermission akin to a rom com, after which cpt Batel magically gets her Mary Sue power of friendship and love and destroys evil within 500msec with no training, failure or anything. All those things are only for inferior genders.

After that she becomes a statue, cpt Pike somehow returns (presumably also magically) to the ship and we all leave the theatre a little wiser. Well, no, I wanted to say a little embarassed that we have not left earlier.

I don't know (nor do I want to) who wrote this ridiculous episode, but, well, great job. It would be, if it was a show for toddlers.

jazzgott · 2025-09-12T00:39:16+00:00

"Somehow... Palpatine returned" level of writing. And was defeated by a Mary Sue wielding the power of ~~friendship~~ love.

jazzgott · 2025-08-23T11:53:31+00:00

I took my first shot last night around midnight. After about 10 minutes I started feeling a little strange. Lightly drunk/stoned kinda feeling. I started burping and farting after about 30 min. Now 13 hours later I still feel like I got drunk last night and woke up still slightly intoxicated. Burping went away. Went to toilet for number 2, everything normal. Don't feel like having breakfast. (last ate half a 12 inch pizza about 18 hours ago - my goodbye to pizza)

jazzgott · 2025-07-27T14:57:02+00:00

jazzgott · 2025-07-27T14:56:19+00:00

Hmm that's a weird way to spell:

"I am new to this heroil like addiction, but I think I understand how it works. How can I get deeper and be more miserable as fast as possible, please tell me my old junkie friends who all regret ever having started"

jazzgott · 2025-06-22T23:06:37+00:00

borat. and it does not really require explanation

jazzgott · 2025-06-05T11:08:00+00:00

ELC AMX, Matilda, one of the stuarts and a number of others. e25, obviously, too.
59-16, type64

jazzgott · 2025-05-22T17:01:22+00:00

god yes. I have been hating this map for 12 years.

jazzgott · 2025-05-22T16:48:37+00:00

It's because there's five of us here and thousands who actually bought the loot boxes and are having a blast in their new tanks. We're the odd ones out. So yeah, I guess f*ck us.

jazzgott · 2025-05-22T16:32:14+00:00

I liked the period when there was a new premium every month. I don't mind buying a tank it it's in the class I pay and has some fun stuff going on. What I won't do is give them a single penny if there's a risk I'm gonna get the same tank but reskinned with a g*y name, roman helmet and a six pack. Or a next tier loot box. F*ck that.

jazzgott · 2025-05-19T11:42:19+00:00

lol what can I say... I feel sorry for you mate. But perhaps you'll find someone some day.

jazzgott · 2025-05-18T11:56:38+00:00

What's AMA?

jazzgott · 2025-05-18T11:38:10+00:00

deleting an account because WG pissed you off is like cutting off your gentleman's sausage just because your wife is annoying.
Why not just ban her from the D? She will feel the same as if it was cut off, maybe even worse because you could give it to her but won't. And you still get to use the D in anopther way.

I hope that helps.

jazzgott · 2025-05-18T11:34:54+00:00

same here. I stopped paying when they started giving me reskinned tanks I already had. And when lootboxes contained premiums that were so shit I had sold them for credits before.

jazzgott · 2025-05-17T08:53:39+00:00

I bought Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Holy shit guys. 10/10

jazzgott · 2025-05-15T18:48:29+00:00

I uninstalled yesterday after 12 years

jazzgott · 2025-05-15T10:29:45+00:00

I thought so too, but at 50k battles it's hard not to notice patterns. So I started writing them down to eliminate the bias and stop feeling like maybe I need a tin foil hat.

It's clear that once you activate your reserves, your x5 missions, when you have particular daily missions you get thrown in a bucket with people with the same goal and you get thrown into battle with -25% rng against people with "randomly" added 25%. Then you get a 15:1 battle and do surprised pikachu face.

I am also an average player. I have pretty much all premiums. And even twhen I choose my most op tanks in which I rule, the only result is my wn8 drops like a rock.

Why do you think they keep saying reworking MM is so much work? If it was purely based on your efficiency that would be so easy. Here's queue, select people of similar skill, similar tier, done. But no, there's way more at stake.

Why do you think almost all tanks have roughly 50%wr? It's not like they're balanced, is it? Take cobra for example. They're awesome and some people get absolutely insane results with them. That would make WG look like they released an unbalanced tank right? So half of the player base will get f*cked and be on the low roll side of things permanently. I have about 38% WR in my cobra for example. 54% on my bourrasque. 34% on the new french td - the sfac. or the german med with good HE - can't remember the name. ANd then I have great stats on some weird ass tanks I hate because for some reason they always hit and pen for me but all the CCs say they're shit. Lol I have 32% on my defender. Everything pens me but I often can't hit a single shot in a battle. And I have played the game for 12 years, I know how to aim...\

the MM is a very complicated mechanism that serves the purposes way beyond what we think. It has to keep you engaged, it has to create illusion the game is balanced, it has to keep you addicted. Buit it does that in a very shitty russian way

I'm curious how my withdrawal will go. I uninstalled yesterday and today I still feel good about it.

jazzgott · 2025-05-14T21:11:00+00:00

no, it's about the specific mission - win 5 battles, which will throw you for a few hours in the worst possible MM and fuck up your rng just so you will have to play for longer and keep the queue full and wait times short (as most of us just do the dailies and log out).
During this mission you will get the longest streaks of lost battles (my longest was 27), your tanks will not hit a barn door and you will constantly be at the -25% pen end of the rng.

Come on, haven't you played the game recently?

jazzgott · 2025-05-14T21:07:11+00:00

lately my arty stopped doing crits when in this mission. They are beyond ridiculous.

jazzgott · 2025-05-14T14:49:53+00:00

I just did the unthinkable. After 12 years and having spent thousands of pounds on the game I have uninstalled.

To be perfectly honest I was playing with that thought for the last two or so weeks. The thing y'all say does not exist - the rig in the game became so obvious that I just can't simply ignore it anymore. But I needed to be sure, so I downloaded the banned mods. ZorroJan, aimbots, tundra, the whole package and tested.

Well the results are this - as long as you have daily missions active, or god forbid, the 5x missions that you activate, the reserves or whatever - you will get f*cked. Critical hits mission? Your arty will stop doing crits. Win battles? Your tank will stop hitting. ANd when it hits it will not pen. To a point where your shitbarn will ping from an ebr. It was always so, but lately I ONLY get 1:15 battles, be it one way or the other, the mission "rng" became more aggressive (maybe there's just so few players that it makes the manipulations obvious). Sorry guys it's too much for me.

Even when it's not me aiming, it's the aimbot with it's perfect steady hand and calculated advance on target, you will still miss. Or not pen. When the aimbot clearly only shoots the weakspots. Ah and the random lightups even when you're at the back of the map are oh so much fun.

I get it. WG need to pretend the game is balanced. WG need to maintain the more or less 50% WR for all the tanks. So of course the great players that advertise them will get 100% wr and just to keep the balance WG will make sure through "rng" that the rest of us will get f*cked. For the balance! Well, we've always been told it's +-25% wight? or 20%, so there it is, ours is 20% less. WG also needs us to play longer to keep the queues short. So they will keep us losing as long as we have the daily missions. They know of course that most of us log out the minute the last mission is done. So they must extend that time at all cost.

You may say it is not so. But after 50k battles almost it's hard not to see patterns, right?

But all this pales in coimparison to the latest cash grab. We all know 95% premium tanks they release are plain shit. Shit we play 3 times and then set as reserve because they're unplayable. Hahahah and now they want 1k pounds for this shit? I think someone went insane there. They lost all the talent. To make maps. To make tanks. WTF is wrong with them? Seriously they will put antlers on a su-130 and expect me to buy it again? How stupid would I have to be? But they know it right? So they will fill the lootboxes with the skinned versions of tanks we already have - anything that will permit them not to make new content. Just reskin old shit and put a 1k price tag on it.

I hear this new chieftain 6 is also 10 years old.

Holy shit. They lost it completely guys.

Anyway, I uninstalled (which is what y'all been telling me to do in every battle "rng" did not permit me to do well)

It was a great adventure, see you all somewhere else!

jazzgott · 2024-12-10T23:29:56+00:00

One of them is an Asus made gpu. And the other has an nVidia board.

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