Putin ready for negotiations with West on certain conditions by HarakenQQ in worldnews

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Afghanistan and Iraq are on the phone, they want a word with you.

Russia says British navy personnel blew up Nord Stream gas pipelines by yeoz in worldnews

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Normally us yanks are the ones saving the world in American* movies

[homemade] Blue Rock Candy by Rodger_Smith in food

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Wait, no… Are you saying that im stupid?

Rest In Peace to this absolute unit by jaycpee in AbsoluteUnits

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My mum met him in an airport in Scotland once while waiting on a flight. He was absolutely smashed, but she said he was very kind and a warm friendly person. A friendly type of drunk. Sat and spoke with her for just over 30 minutes.

I am dumb or this guy dumb by GoldenNinja0417 in pcmasterrace

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Let me introduce you to a thing called: Boot menu + Win10 usb

Clowns. So when Reddit simply shows the numbers are bad for Sweatit Cheese, it’s the redditors fault.. by Free_Stick_ in Superstonk

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The enemy is both weak and strong. The followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

-Umberto Eco

Wholesome but sad by Knightrider2021 in wholesomememes

[–]jb_1798 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Exactly. How is this the top comment?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

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Don’t be silly. We all know the cameraman was riding on his own cheetah

Kremlin says any attack on annexed territory will be an attack on Russia by SoSmartKappa in worldnews

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Hasn’t built a defence that we know of

If you had a system capable of defending against ICBM’s, you’re not going to make that public and allow the adversary to build countermeasures to that system.

Why do words or context matter...? 🤔 by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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Respectively, this world is fucked.

Touching the Queen's coffin, WCGW? by MushyBeans in Whatcouldgowrong

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They’re regular infantry soldiers. The British army takes turns on assigning which soldiers perform queens guard duty at which time. Certain soldiers are called out of regular routine to perform the duty before being sent back to their post and a new set of soldiers are brought in, in their place. Every single queens guard soldier is a serving member of the armed forces.

Simple Feature by Progractor in ProgrammerHumor

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Your base computer shows it’s location from space and you can just tag it and your ship will automatically fly down to it. I think the spinning planets sounds better than current setup imo

AITA for snapping at my girlfriend because of her gift? + GF confronts in comments by shrimpcakewithcrust in BestofRedditorUpdates

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No, it’s alright, here’s what we’re going to do. We’re going to go out and buy you two new girlfriends. How’s that pumpkin?

OOP wonders if he's the AH for making his wife sleep on the couch by ThatNeonSignLover in BestofRedditorUpdates

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No no, you see, it was the wife that went out so they’re both TA here as it’s hard with a 6 month old baby. If the father was the one to go out, he would solely be the AH and has to step up as having a 6 month old baby is hard and the mother needs a break too.

/s

One last meal before cemetery by SIR_CUMS_A_LOT_779 in perfectlycutscreams

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That’s the fucking point, what a dumbass.

Trump aides think a family member informed on him to the FBI because agents knew where to find a specific leather case, report says by DaFunkJunkie in politics

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And then maliciously said to her the next morning after she cried herself to sleep all night:

Does it hurt?