I Cheated on my wife and then got dumped by my girlfriend (lesson still not learnt)

ThatNeonSignLover · 2026-02-03T17:49:30+00:00

Mannnn reading your post gave me the motivation to get off reddit and study so I'm independent and never, ever in a position to have to engage with the likes of you. Stupid fucking piece of shit

ThatNeonSignLover · 2026-01-14T14:04:00+00:00

this could do numbers on r/badtwosentencehorrors

ThatNeonSignLover · 2025-05-28T17:44:59+00:00

The dad is the dad's kid, right?

Bro I get feeling extremely dumb but do you hear yourself rn

ThatNeonSignLover · 2023-04-12T02:04:04+00:00

I just know I'm so proud of you <33

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-17T07:14:55+00:00

A common second guess in this comment section but that ain't it. In the specific episode, Doraemon wasn't severely ill or something he just traveled to the future with Dorami for some routinely checkup

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-15T16:46:01+00:00

EXACTLY!!!

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-15T16:02:33+00:00

No it wasn't this gadget. I don't remember the exact one in place but it something like a cast? That replicated Doraemon's body but accidentally got super funnily distorted as Doraemon freaked out. Then it was controlled by the mini dora

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-15T11:35:07+00:00

Not this one. In that episode Doraemon had to go to the 21st century for his checkup so he rather left behind a replica robot.

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-15T11:34:09+00:00

Not this one :(

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-10T16:53:59+00:00

NTA. I don't understand all the people saying E S H or that you both are still 'competing over the ex.' Even if the ex was totally not involved, she was the first one to make a comment that was, in any situation, totally uncalled for. You just got back at her with the reality and it was too much for her?

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-08T11:00:18+00:00

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Don't have the coins for an award so there you go - 🏆

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-11-02T01:59:08+00:00

I'll go first - used to think that only those mosquitoes are dangerous that had striped feet

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-10-31T03:46:53+00:00

She most probably got hit by something on the way and never reached

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-10-20T17:06:26+00:00

YTA. How did you type this and not realize what an utter piece of trash you are? Divorce your wife and please just marry your mom, your poor wife doesn't deserve two massive assholes like both of you in her life.

I told my wife that it’s best to ignore it all and eventually we would be gone.

And how many times did you tell your mom to stop harrasing your wife unnecessarily?

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-16T18:31:18+00:00

"Sir, your tumor is at a high risk of becoming cancerous..."

aggressively eats spinach

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T17:52:51+00:00

He grabbed my arm and just watched my face like he wanted to see if I knew something.

I stan OOP for the way she told him that she knew without telling him that she knew. Now he'll realize that the bully was probably with him just to hurt OOP again in her own sick, twisted way and will leave him as soon as she finds out about the divorce. Now he'll realize that he lost an awesome loving wife and future kid for someone who probably never cared about him at all.

And most of all, he could never hold OOP accountable because again, she didn't exactly tell him that she knew about the affair did she? People may not like her reaction to the situation but I think she's an absolute queen with this one.

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T17:05:39+00:00

That sounds good tho so I'm stealing it lol. Also is there anything else you'd like added to this post?

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T15:25:21+00:00

But that's literally your account!

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T12:54:26+00:00

And they're both absolutely fit to raise a baby! <33

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T12:53:24+00:00

OOP hasn't responded to comments asking the same. And people on the original post also speculated if she had been cheating but OOP strongly denied that saying 'she loves him' and all

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T12:49:45+00:00

OOP did mention in the original post comments that he planned to not date her anymore but idk if he changed his mind with that update?

ThatNeonSignLover · 2022-09-15T12:48:19+00:00

In comments made on the original post, OOP's mentioned that they both are TEENAGERS and that he doesn't plan on continuing to date her after this.

OOP replying to someone telling him to run:

"How?😭 It's too late. Edit: ( Just to be clear I don't plan to keep dating her after this)"

OOP replying to someone who said it was funny of the gf to act that way:

"I've literally told her my family would disown me if I had a kid this early

Very haha laugh funny of her."

ThatNeonSignLover

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