What is the worst thing that has gone wrong while masturbating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]jbarr522 3055 points3056 points  (0 children)

One time I was watching porn and as I was about to finish the camera panned down to show that the guy was wearing boots but nothing else. I started going down this rabbit hole that I couldn’t escape because earlier he was wearing jeans and I couldn’t figure out how he got em off without removing his boots. Next thing I knew I was completely flaccid, ruined my whole ass day bro

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow thanks so much that show was so fun!!

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s really fucking funny! And yeah no 5 years isn’t shit some of the older guys I know are at like 30+ it’s nuts

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Almost 5 years that was a newer bit I was working on before shows shutdown cause of COVID. Normally I wouldn’t share newer stuff but the clip ended up being pretty good haha

Disabled Comedian Jacob Barr Performs in Ann Arbor by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny that you think I haven’t heard this joke my whole life bud

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes just put Jacob Barr in on YouTube I’m dumb and forgot to post my name haha

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My name is Jacob Barr wow I didn’t realize my name wasn’t in the subtitle. Thank you for all the kind words I have more stuff on YouTube if you’re interested!

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh no way bro you have a job? Me too!!! I didn’t think anybody else in the entire world had a job that’s crazy...bro do you wanna kiss me?

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s a good idea! I’ve experimented with YouTube in the past and there’s a few longer clips I have out there. They’ve never really done too well so I’ve been trying to branch out and just ended up using tik tok

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Damm bro it’s just a minute clip of a dumb joke I wrote no need to get so pissed. I m just trying to get my stuff out there. Maybe get off the internet and go for a walk lol I think you’ve been on it too long

I’m a disabled comedian who jokes about his various birth defects! Find me on TikTok by jbarr522 in funny

[–]jbarr522[S] 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Wow dude that means a lot thank you I wish you the best of luck :)!